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And lastly - the most interesting page of the entire issue was his letter to Romeo. THAT was everything I wanted to see throughout this entire series, and its....a single page, in the fourth issue of five. And that bums me out all the harder, because Orlando is capable of more than this mini. I've read it. He knows how to do a lot of the stuff I'm complaining about so I'm just disappointed that for whatever reason, none of that actually made it onto more than a single page. Its the very essence of telling instead of showing. We got told everything that Bobby's REALLY thinking and feeling - about Romeo, about the current conflict & stakes, about his fears for the future - in a literal written letter instead of through his actions and dialogue over the course of this entire series. And that one conversation with Peter, I suppose. Like...yay? Now imagine if we'd gotten SHOWN more of that across all four past issues.
Like we've gotten a Bobby who cares, but in a generic, plucky, "I fight for what's right and will oppose Orchis and save people no matter what" kinda way that feels hollow. We haven't really gotten a Bobby who CARES, who feels emotionally invested in this fight, like what Orchis has done MATTERS to him beyond just a 'hey, that's wrong and you shouldn't do stuff like that' kinda way. There's no depth to his feelings, no reaction to Jean's death or that of countless other mutants.....not even a MENTION of Bobby's concerns about the unknown fate of 90% of his entire race, since he like most mutants on Earth, has absolutely no idea what happened to everyone to go through the gates and every reason to fear the worst.
Anyway, back to the only thing to really catch my interest all issue, the letter - I also liked the descriptions of all the traps & defenses Bobby built into his castle...THAT sounded new and interesting and would actually count as new and different uses of his powers beyond what we've seen before. We just. Didn't get to see any of it. I would've MUCH rather the issue dropped several of the pages of trading quips with Feral, Fatale & Reaper and generically trapping them in ice in exchange for seeing Mr. Clean try and make his way through Bobby's castle to GET to Romeo, and fight past all the traps & defenses Bobby talked about creating. But I think the primary reason we didn't get to see any of that is because its hard to imagine how Mr. Clean WOULD get past everything Bobby talked about? Like, ultimately he's just a guy with a flamethrower, and oh yeah, a new trick making his skin unfreezable. HOW is he such a threat, exactly?
It feels like power-scaling gone mad, which has additionally been a problem this whole book. I'm all for giving Bobby an iconic foe specific to him, and I like that Orlando at least called back to an earlier villain that Bobby does have at least some incidental history with in Poptopia....but I'm sorry, how are you going to pay lip service to Bobby's omega level powers and veritable 'ice god' status every other page and then expect people to take it seriously that his great nemesis here ISN'T someone like Nimrod, its a guy with a souped up flamethrower? Like Bobby can't freeze his skin? Okay, what's stopping him from just freezing all the air AROUND this guy and trapping him in a giant iceberg like he did Fatale and Feral? For that matter, how were Fatale, Feral & Reaper of all people a threat great enough to 'wear him out' and exhaust him? We go from Duggan at least having him beat up frost giants who regularly do battle with Thor just for the hell of it, to....FERAL and MR. CLEAN giving Bobby a run for his money? Like....make it make sense.
Not to harp on O:ZT again, but if Orlando had Nimrod & Orchis pull from Bobby's greatest hits by say, reviving Bastion and siccing HIM on Bobby....THAT would make a ton more sense. THAT I could see as an actual fight. And the fact that Bobby back when he first faced Bastion COULDN'T yet take him on solo, wasn't familiar enough yet with the full scale of his powers to win that fight, and so had to resort to tricking Bastion and stalling him w/heartfelt speeches until SHIELD showed up....but now could be seen as having come full circle and THIS time he's ready to go toe to toe with his former enemy? That could have made for a MUCH different mini, and a core conflict that was a lot easier to take seriously.
This just feels...empty and forced. And I hate that, because like I really did want to love this mini, I do like a ton of Orlando's work - hell, I'm one of the few people who actually likes to talk about LIKING his Marauders run, lmfao. But this just wasn't it for me, and I don't have a ton of faith in issue five to turn it all around. If I'm wrong, I'll be thrilled, its just. I don't see it happening. I'm bummed because I feel like this mini is going to be pointed to by people who are like Bobby already got his shot, he had a whole FoX series devoted to him, let other ppl take center stage now - and they're absolutely valid for wanting that spotlight to be shared among other characters, so it just sucks that it feels like this spotlight was wasted on a story that ultimately didn't need to exist in place of a story that actually advanced Bobby's character in meaningful ways that haven't already been done to death. Exactly like I've felt the entire time Duggan did **** all with Bobby on his Marauders cast and then X-Men Year Two. A lot of visibility but with absolutely nothing to show for it. Like at least an O:ZT retread that focused on Bobby's leadership potential and stepping up would have been a repeat we DONT see happen a ton instead of 'Bobby's emotions/self-perceptions/trauma are hindering his powers yet again'.
*Sigh* Oh well. I don't bitch just to bitch, I bitch because I'm tired of being bored by a character who's kept me invested and interested in him for decades. I don't think its that hard to make Bobby compelling, I just....truly do not understand the angle taken here.