A 'bright' Xmas Wonder-Woman yarn.



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Mr. Amlan Satan had become a social media fan and junior league ice-hockey coach in New England (Boston-town) and prepared for a nice quiet Xmas-Eve comics fanfiction writing experience when Wonder-Woman had appeared right in his apartment for a bodyguard-proposal, since she sensed he was being stalked by an evil presence related to an old-London impish-devil of street/town haunting lore known as Spring-heeled Jack. Mr. Satan asked Diana (Wonder Woman) why this 'imp' was reincarnated just to stalk him, an average patriotic Bostonian.

WONDER WOMAN: It's your 'ice' cream work with social media fanfare/spirit.
AMLAN: Will this devil seek to decapitate or disorient me for my work?
WONDER WOMAN: That's what I fear...and you're a terrific ice-cream chef.
AMLAN: How'd you guess that, Wonder-Woman?
WONDER WOMAN: Your cyber-posts have become quite popular (ok).
AMLAN: Well, I suppose ice is my 'domain' of chess-excellence, lady-friend.
WONDER WOMAN: You need an ice-guard, and I am she, Mr. Satan.
AMLAN: I just won the New England Homeland lottery, thanx.

Wonder Woman perched on the roof of Mr. Satan's apartment complex, waiting for the stalking/haunting devilish imp to appear, which he most certainly did that Xmas-Eve of dark forebodings for the affable social media culture fan/worker/chef. She simply used her glowing lasso of grip to wind the imp into disorienting incapacitation and forced him to crawl through the dimension-portal he entered through to terrorize Amlan. This was an Xmas-blessing of great distances for American religion (for all perhaps!).

WONDER WOMAN: The deed is achieved, Amlan Satan.
AMLAN: You're the coolest, way cooler than Supergirl or Catwoman.
WONDER WOMAN: Why thanx, Satan...and Happy Xmas (for you).
AMLAN: May I offer you some butterscotch?
WONDER WOMAN: That sounds like a reward for a happy ice-guard (for you).
AMLAN: What a night (for bureaucracy-readings).
WONDER WOMAN: All good things come to those who believe in Xmas-deeds.
AMLAN: Or leviathan (thanx!).


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"Money is everything"



MR. SATAN

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WONDER WOMAN (Diana)

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