It's beyond convoluted. Rachel wouldn't want this. Jean wouldn't want this. No.
Thank you, it's a really bad idea no one asked for or wants.
Poetic, like a weird Shel Silverstein "Where the Sidewalk Ends" poetic? I don't think Betsy would enjoy dating an infant. This isn't Twilight. It's a bad idea. If they want a new baby, give them a new baby.