A “Bwahaha” League driven line up. Not a one-for-one swap really, but more in the way the book would be written; broad personalities, a touch of Flanderization, and a tendency to get in each other’s way during missions.
MAX MERCURY
Like J'onn J'onzz, Max is the team leader and straight man.
LADY BLACKHAWK
Hard fighting hard drinking second in command.
CAPTAIN TRIUMPH
A relic of the forties, Cap will get the golly gee whiz jokes Billy Batson used to get.
VARTOX
He’s the Barney Stinson of the team. A good natured but ultimately harmless lothario.
DR. OCCULT
Thinks EVERYTHING is a conspiracy.
JOHNNY THUNDER (and his Thunderbolt)
Johnny will get the old fart and ‘back in my day’ jokes. The T-Bolt is basically Robin Williams.
JINNY HEX
The sassy Southern belle’s great in a fight but also incredibly trusting, to the point she doesn’t notice Monster Girl totally doesn’t like her.
MONSTER GIRL
The snarky shapeshifter is the Veronica to Jinny Hex’s Betty. She also likes screwing w. her other teammates for her own amusement.
BIG BEAR
If Jinny Hex and Monster Girl are Betty and Veronica, BB is Archie, totally oblivious the two heroines both like and are competing for him. Now living on Earth, BB is trying and hilariously failing, to learn the planet’s customs.