So what do you want on your Tombstone? Not pizza related.

[Riv86672]

Wound up on a site w. Pics of celebrity Tombstones.
Some of the epitaphs were actually pretty funny…:







It reminded me of telling my wife and kids ages ago, that when I bought the farm, I wanted my epitaph to read

…AAAAAAND DONE.

So, how funny/grim/confusing/traditional are you guys gonna go, when you go?

[Jack Dracula]

I may steal a line from Kurt Vonnegut and go with “What the **** was that all about?”

[James Cameron]

Damn, it sure stinks in here

[Riv86672]

I may steal a line from Kurt Vonnegut and go with “What the **** was that all about?”

^^^Laugh out loud!

[caj]

The World Is A Lot Less Funny...

[achilles]

This is of course Boot Hill in Tombstone Arizona, the place where the gunfight in the alley behind the OK corral was.

[The Darknight Detective]

This is of course Boot Hill in Tombstone Arizona, the place where the gunfight in the alley behind the OK corral was.

Yeah, I first heard Johnny Cash mention it at the beginning of his song Boot Hill years ago.

Now if I weren't going the cremation route and had a tombstone, I would use "Have Corpse - Will Decompose." No, I wouldn't really use that, but Richard Boone should have.