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    Default you get a unexpected animal vistor

    So suddenly there's a Giraffe in your yard or on your roof and you think for a second you saw five Alien looking tongue with teeth come out of it's mouth. What do you do? Do wonder how the hell it got there, Keep it as a pet, just quietly walk away, Call animal control, think you must had too much to drink, Think you might be high, Quote that Owl House was right, Give it to a Zoo or do you worship it as your new Eldritch god and build a cult around it?
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    Whelp, I suspect I'll need to call animal control, especially since I live in an apartment-condo. So it's either on the front lawn - and someone else has already noticed, I'm on the 8th floor other people have a better chance of seeing it first - or it's on the roof and I have no idea. ^_^
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    There's a class for that! Guess I'm breaking out my fluffy sheep suit.
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    I send a Grizzbolt out to take care of it, and then hit it with a Pal Sphere when the percentage gets high enough.

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    What is crazy is that Giraffes can be kept as pets in TN with out a permit. There's no law in TN against it. You I guess I'll either keep it as a pet or give it to the Knoxville Zoo.

    note: If There's a Zoo near you then you can give the Giraffe to that Zoo.
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