TV or Cinema lines that are just fun

[DrNewGod]

"I myself am over fifty. I am a bachelor. And Cable, I do not, by any means, consider myself th-r-rough."

South Pacific

[Jokerz79]

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.".

They Live.

[achilles]

"Remember when we told you there's no future? Well, this is it."

Max Headroom

[achilles]

"No matter where you go, there you are."

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension

[CliffHanger2]

"Maaan you come right out of a comicbook!"-Enter the Dragon.

[ChrisIII]

From Doctor Who's "The End of Time":

The Doctor : There's an old Earth saying, Captain. A phrase of great power and wisdom and consolation to the soul in times of need.

Addams : What's that then?

The Doctor : [shouts] Allons-y!

[Kirby101]

"Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

[ChrisIII]

A lot of Bond kills humor:


(After the two electrical kills early on and after Oddjob in Goldfinger)

Bond: Shocking. Positively shocking.

Bond: Oh,He blew a fuse.


(After using a harpoon on a henchman in THUNDERBALL)

Bond: I think he got the point.

(After throwing a henchman to a Pirahna pool in YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE and later another henchman to a Maggot farm in LICENSE TO KILL)

BOND: Bon Appetit!

(After a henchman accidentally destroys, and then crashes into a pillow truck in SPY WHO LOVED ME)

BOND: All those feathers and he still can't fly.

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There are many others of course.

[ChrisIII]

Indy's phobia in RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK:


Indiana : [shouts] There's a big snake in the plane, Jock!

Jock : Oh, that's just my pet snake Reggie!

Indiana : [shouts] I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em!

Jock : Come on! Show a little backbone, will ya!

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And of course later on:

INDY: Snakes. Why'd it have to be Snakes?


and of course in Last Crusade Henry Jones Sr having a similar fear of rats:
ELSA: Just like your father -- giddy as a schoolboy. Wouldn't it be wonderful if he were here now to see this?

INDY: He never would have made it past the rats. He hates Rats, he's scared to death of them.

and later when he rescues his father:

HENRY: If only I could've been there with you.

INDY: There were rats, Dad.

HENRY: Rats?

INDY: Yeah, big ones...

[Android 17]

"Sorry Debbie, no Mercedes this year, we have to set an example. Oh yeah? SET THIS!"

[Tuck]

"Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."

[krazijoe]

"Right turn Clyde."

[williamtheday]

It's a damn shame, people throwing away a perfectly good white boy.

[krazijoe]

I'll be a goose fried in chicken fat...
I can't remember what movie it was from or a tv show. I think it was Slim Pickens in one of those afterschool specials or maybe saturday morning shows. I seem to remember a flying horse...Or maybe I am just misremembering things.

[Conn Seanery]

"Surely you can't be serious."

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."