King Kong runs a gauntlet

[Bullet Sniper]

King Kong starts rampaging in New York City and is bloodlusted with a bunch of cars and vehicles next to him for him to play with or throw. He goes up against the following people:

1) Rooster Cogburn (True Grit)
2) The Man With No Name (Dollars Trilogy)
3) Deke Da Silva from Nighthawk (Stallone)
4) Schmidt & Jenko from 21 Jump Street
5) Cobra (Stallone)
6) Dirty Harry
7) Jack Bauer from 24
8) Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh from Lethal Weapon
9) John McClane from Die Hard
10) US Army soldiers from We Were Soldiers
11) US Marines from Full Metal Jacket
12) Zero Dark Thirty SEALs
13) US Navy SEALs from Act of Valor
14) Lone Survivor SEALs
15) The Expendables (first and second movies only; No Booker)
16) John Rambo (add his mercs from the fourth movie, if Rambo loses)
17) John Spartan (Demolition Man)
18) Dutch Schaefer (Predator)
19) John Matrix
20) Starship Troopers (only a small squad)
21) Ellen Ripley and the Colonial Space Marines (Alien)
22) SHIELD
23) Live-Action GI JOE
24) Robocop
25) Terminator (T-800/T-850)
26) Robocain (Robocop 2)
27) T-1000
28) T-X
29) Predator
30) Aliens/Xenomorph Queen or Facehuggers
31) Batman w/ prep
32) Captain America

How does he do in each of these rounds?

[StupidMoniker]

I would say he gets to #10 and then dies. None of the earlier people have enough firepower as standard equipment to take him down.

[Awesome-X]

I'm not real sure why Captain America is at the top and ahead of the T-1000 or T-X. Anyway, is this the Peter Jackson King Kong?

[Powerboy]

Of those I am familiar with:

1) Rooster Cogburn (True Grit)

Haven't sen the new one. Don't know if it makes any difference. One man with a revolver and a repeating rifle? And Kong has things he can throw? It's like a gorilla versus a rooster.

2) The Man With No Name (Dollars Trilogy)

Since this is no prep, the Man is going to get a name, the Man who was killed by Kong.

6) Dirty Harry

Again, with no prep, it's "Smith and Wesson and me" versus a giant ape that required planes with machineguns to bring him down. Not that having prep would make any difference.

8) Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh from Lethal Weapon
9) John McClane from Die Hard

In either case, they are going to shot at him with handguns, maybe rifles.

15) The Expendables (first and second movies only; No Booker)

Kong has finally met his match. These guys put bullets into or between guy's eyes while driving through a jungle and having only one hand free and no chance to aim while bouncing in a jeep.

16) John Rambo (add his mercs from the fourth movie, if Rambo loses)

Pretty much the same as the Expendables plus possibly explosive arrows as standard equipment.

17) John Spartan (Demolition Man)

Can't remember what kind of explosives he had.

18) Dutch Schaefer (Predator)

Can't remember for sure but I don't know if he had the firepower.

19) John Matrix

Matrix beats him in an arm-wrestling contest. Okay, slight exxageration. But, as ridiculous as it is, Matrix could probably survive a hit from Kong and probably starts ripping out steel pipes and throwing them hard enough to wound Kong. Plus he probably has enough heavy firepower as standard equipment to take him out.

20) Starship Troopers (only a small squad)

If this were the book troopers, yes. Movie might surround him and empty submachineguns enough to kill him.

24) Robocop

I don't think Kong could hurt Robocop much. Not sure Robocop's standard sidearm could do much.

25) Terminator (T-800/T-850)

Hmm, the Arnold Terminators? He could hurt Kong but, as a car crusher could destroy that Terminator, I think Kong could grab him and smash him into solid objects enough to really mess him up or just toss him a ways away and then move too fast for the Terminator to keep up with, especially if he starts climbing. If he can in the arena.

27) T-1000

Shapeshifter? It should eventually win. There's nothing Kong can do to it.

29) Predator

With it's full arsenal, it takes this.

31) Batman w/ prep

Batman easily.

32) Captain America

If Cap plays dirty enough and starts breaking toes, etc., he could win. Not sure.

[Bullet Sniper]

Of those I am familiar with:

1) Rooster Cogburn (True Grit)

Haven't sen the new one. Don't know if it makes any difference. One man with a revolver and a repeating rifle? And Kong has things he can throw? It's like a gorilla versus a rooster.

2) The Man With No Name (Dollars Trilogy)

Since this is no prep, the Man is going to get a name, the Man who was killed by Kong.

6) Dirty Harry

Again, with no prep, it's "Smith and Wesson and me" versus a giant ape that required planes with machineguns to bring him down. Not that having prep would make any difference.

8) Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh from Lethal Weapon
9) John McClane from Die Hard

In either case, they are going to shot at him with handguns, maybe rifles.

15) The Expendables (first and second movies only; No Booker)

Kong has finally met his match. These guys put bullets into or between guy's eyes while driving through a jungle and having only one hand free and no chance to aim while bouncing in a jeep.

16) John Rambo (add his mercs from the fourth movie, if Rambo loses)

Pretty much the same as the Expendables plus possibly explosive arrows as standard equipment.

17) John Spartan (Demolition Man)

Can't remember what kind of explosives he had.

18) Dutch Schaefer (Predator)

Can't remember for sure but I don't know if he had the firepower.

19) John Matrix

Matrix beats him in an arm-wrestling contest. Okay, slight exxageration. But, as ridiculous as it is, Matrix could probably survive a hit from Kong and probably starts ripping out steel pipes and throwing them hard enough to wound Kong. Plus he probably has enough heavy firepower as standard equipment to take him out.

20) Starship Troopers (only a small squad)

If this were the book troopers, yes. Movie might surround him and empty submachineguns enough to kill him.

24) Robocop

I don't think Kong could hurt Robocop much. Not sure Robocop's standard sidearm could do much.

25) Terminator (T-800/T-850)

Hmm, the Arnold Terminators? He could hurt Kong but, as a car crusher could destroy that Terminator, I think Kong could grab him and smash him into solid objects enough to really mess him up or just toss him a ways away and then move too fast for the Terminator to keep up with, especially if he starts climbing. If he can in the arena.

27) T-1000

Shapeshifter? It should eventually win. There's nothing Kong can do to it.

29) Predator

With it's full arsenal, it takes this.

31) Batman w/ prep

Batman easily.

32) Captain America

If Cap plays dirty enough and starts breaking toes, etc., he could win. Not sure.

Correction: Power Boy, that was because it was the original T-800 and the Terminator was already cut in half with a pipe bomb was missing his left arm and was too weak to do anything to stop/escape the car crusher. T-850 lifted up a nuclear blast door with only one hand while taking out a weakened T-X.

Guh, I find it annoying everytime someones uses the "car crusher" argument to argue against T-850.

[Jonathan]

1) Rooster Cogburn (True Grit)
2) The Man With No Name (Dollars Trilogy)
3) Deke Da Silva from Nighthawk (Stallone)
4) Schmidt & Jenko from 21 Jump Street
5) Cobra (Stallone)
6) Dirty Harry
7) Jack Bauer from 24
8) Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh from Lethal Weapon
9) John McClane from Die Hard
1-9=seriously?
10) US Army soldiers from We Were Soldiers---Kong gets owned as they had access to extremely accurate artillery and massive amounts of close air support. Also support, We Were Soldiers was about the USMC, not the US Army.
11) US Marines from Full Metal Jacket---Hard to remember what all they had, but if they had any artillery or heavy air support they should do very well.
12) Zero Dark Thirty SEALs
13) US Navy SEALs from Act of Valor
14) Lone Survivor SEALs
12-14=I doubt a team of SEALs will have enough heavy firepower to do the job.
15) The Expendables (first and second movies only; No Booker)---Caesar should be bringing enough firepower to give the Expendables an edge, especially if he has that automatic explosive shooting shotgun from the first movie.
16) John Rambo (add his mercs from the fourth movie, if Rambo loses)---Rambo should be able to take this given how(unrealisticly) powerful his explosive arrows were.
17) John Spartan (Demolition Man)---Kong
18) Dutch Schaefer (Predator)---Kong, though the grenade launcher will hurt.
19) John Matrix---That quad rocket launcher should give Matrix the edge.
20) Starship Troopers (only a small squad)---They can take this, but only if they use a mininuke or have access to one of their other rare support weapons.
21) Ellen Ripley and the Colonial Space Marines (Alien)---The marines probably win with the explosive rounds and flamethrowers, but it will be close.
22) SHIELD---As in the whole organization? Yeah, Kong gets stomped.
23) Live-Action GI JOE---Kong gets stomped.
24) Robocop---Cobra assault cannon or rocket launcher arm weapon should give Robocop the advantage.
25) Terminator (T-800/T-850)---Does the termie have future weapons or modern weapons? A shotgun and minigun probably wont be enough to keep Kong from getting him before the weapons seriously take effect.
26) Robocain (Robocop 2)---Dual cannon and plasma torch weapon probably give this to Cain.
27) T-1000---Stomp; not much Kong can do against it.
28) T-X---The plasma weapon is probably enough to drop Kong.
29) Predator---See above.
30) Aliens/Xenomorph Queen or Facehuggers---I guess the facehugger could impregnate him, but in a one on one fight Kong is gonna stomp the Queen, being bigger and stronger than she is. And he resisted automatic gunfire for a while so the acid isn't gonna insta stop him.
31) Batman w/ prep---I guess if Batman uses a vehicle or power armor he wins.
32) Captain America---He uses the shield good enough that it'll hurt, but I don't think he can beat Kong.

[StupidMoniker]

10) US Army soldiers from We Were Soldiers---Kong gets owned as they had access to extremely accurate artillery and massive amounts of close air support. Also support, We Were Soldiers was about the USMC, not the US Army.

Nope, We Were Soldiers was about an element of the 1st Cavalry Division. The black horse on yellow shield insignia is a dead giveaway.

[Jonathan]

Nope, We Were Soldiers was about an element of the 1st Cavalry Division. The black horse on yellow shield insignia is a dead giveaway.

I heard him call them troopers and I thought that meant marines. Dang, I usually get my military history good, but I guess I was wrong that.

[Bullet Sniper]

oh and terminator gets everything including plasma weapons/future tech.

[Stigmazilla]

Assuming Kong gets healed after.every round:

King Kong starts rampaging in New York City and is bloodlusted with a bunch of cars and vehicles next to him for him to play with or throw. He goes up against the following people:

1) Rooster Cogburn (True Grit) Kong wins Rooster might get an eye shot through
2) The Man With No Name (Dollars Trilogy) see above
3) Deke Da Silva from Nighthawk (Stallone) haven't seen it
4) Schmidt & Jenko from 21 Jump Street they die, probably fairly comidically

5) Cobra (Stallone)
6) Dirty Harry dies
7) Jack Bauer from 24
8) Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh from Lethal Weapon they get crushed
9) John McClane from Die Hard puts up a short fight dodging thrown cars.until Kong crushed him
10) US Army soldiers from We Were Soldiers I heard they get artillery so they take it
11) US Marines from Full Metal Jacket
12) Zero Dark Thirty SEALs
13) US Navy SEALs from Act of Valor
14) Lone Survivor SEALs might win they we're decent shots and might be able to take out kings eyes before hurting him with explosives
) The Expendables (first and second movies only; No Booker) take his eyes then blow him up with explosive aa12 ammo
16) John Rambo (add his mercs from the fourth movie, if Rambo loses) those arrows should do it
17) John Spartan (Demolition Man)
18) Dutch Schaefer (Predator) I don't think he has the equipment
19) John Matrix
20) Starship Troopers (only a small squad)
21) Ellen Ripley and the Colonial Space Marines (Alien) Flamethrowers plus explosives should win it
22) SHIELD seriously they had a helicarrier armed with nukes they probably even best toho Kong
23) Live-Action GI JOE The rocks tank wins if nothing else
24) Robocop good enough shot to take his eyes then kill.him with explosives
25) Terminator (T-800/T-850) no weapons Kong smashes eventually with weapons his minimum cuts Kong in half
26) Robocain (Robocop 2) I think he had explosives powerful enough for this
27) T-1000 Kong can't hurt it and eventually it'll cut Kong up
28) T-X that cannon of hers should do it
29) Predator with equipment it will win its stealth helps alot too
30) Aliens/Xenomorph Queen or Facehuggers Kong can Kill a queen plus a number of aliens but dies soon after
31) Batman w/ prep do you hate Kong? Bats first busts out a hologram of Anne to distract Kong then blows him up with whatever Batjet he's driving these days
32) Captain America
Agile enough to dodge Kong and can probably alot his throat with his shield
How does he do in each of these rounds?

If kings not healed then he probably does somewhere around 8 if not before from where blood loss

[Bullet Sniper]

Assuming Kong gets healed after.every round:

If kings not healed then he probably does somewhere around 8 if not before from where blood loss

you didn't answer jack bauer and the two other SEALs and the US Marines and John Matrix, John Spartan, Cobra, and starship trooopers

[Stigmazilla]

you didn't answer jack bauer and the two other SEALs and the US Marines and John Matrix, John Spartan, Cobra, and starship trooopers

Matrix takes it the act of valor guys probably do about the same as the lone guys not familiar enough with the others