Doctor Strange vs. Alfred Pennyworth

[The Arbiter]

616 vs post crisis comic versions.

Strange has NO magic or equipment.

1: Arena fight.

2: Strange tries to break into Wayne Manor. Alfred is initially unaware of his approach.

[The Arbiter]

BONUS: Strange is given his full powers. Alfred and Strange are both tasked with making the PERFECT cup of tea. Which of them creates the superior beverage?

[Alan2099]

A fight between a guy that has held his own in a martial arts match against Black Panther ... vs an old butler who did some military/spy work twenty or so years ago.

Then you have Alfred try to make a better tea than a man that can literally use pure orgasmic mental pleasure as an ingredient.

This is the point where Killer Croc shows up and laughs at Alfred.

Saying Alfred has a snowball's chance in hell would be giving him too much credit.

The only one Alfred stands a chance in is stopping a powerless Dr. Strange from getting past all of Batman's security measure, and even then, Alfred himself is completely pointless in the match.

[Sharpandpointies]

…was going to post something, but Alan nailed it already.

[Radioactive Zombie]

A fight between a guy that has held his own in a martial arts match against Black Panther ... vs an old butler who did some military/spy work twenty or so years ago.

Then you have Alfred try to make a better tea than a man that can literally use pure orgasmic mental pleasure as an ingredient.

This is the point where Killer Croc shows up and laughs at Alfred.

Saying Alfred has a snowball's chance in hell would be giving him too much credit.

The only one Alfred stands a chance in is stopping a powerless Dr. Strange from getting past all of Batman's security measure, and even then, Alfred himself is completely pointless in the match.

Didn't Alfred kick the **** out of Killer Croc at one point?

[Sharpandpointies]

Croc's strength and durability are all over the place. Sometimes he's a scaly mobster. Sometimes he's a monstrosity that can eat grenade-style explosions.

Do we have scans?

[The Arbiter]

I cannot be held accountable for the threads that appear in my brain. I simply listen to the winds of destiny and allow my fingers to have free reign on the keyboard.

[Sharpandpointies]

I cannot be held accountable for the threads that appear in my brain. I simply listen to the winds of destiny and allow my fingers to have free reign on the keyboard.

It was definitely an interesting one!

[Tomzilla]

There was that time Alfred became the Spectre in DCeased.

[Sharpandpointies]

There was that time Alfred became the Spectre in DCeased.

I love DCeased, to be sure, and yes, this version of Alfred would certainly be a problem for no-magic Strange. ^_^

[big_adventure]

I cannot be held accountable for the threads that appear in my brain. I simply listen to the winds of destiny and allow my fingers to have free reign on the keyboard.

I bequeath many likes on this post.

[nj06]

A fight between a guy that has held his own in a martial arts match against Black Panther ... vs an old butler who did some military/spy work twenty or so years ago.

Then you have Alfred try to make a better tea than a man that can literally use pure orgasmic mental pleasure as an ingredient.

This is the point where Killer Croc shows up and laughs at Alfred.

Saying Alfred has a snowball's chance in hell would be giving him too much credit.

The only one Alfred stands a chance in is stopping a powerless Dr. Strange from getting past all of Batman's security measure, and even then, Alfred himself is completely pointless in the match.

Help me out: when did Dr. Strange & Black Panther battle?

[Alan2099]

Back when the original Defenders had their own book. There was a crossover storyline with the Avengers.

[Wildling]

When Strange and Loki were depowered from using magic or artifacts, Strange was still able to survive a punch from Loki that sent him through double doors and against a wall behind, even if he suffered internal damage from it and was not supposed to survive being hit again like that. And actually the art makes it look like was punched through at least one wall before landing on the ground, crazy stuff. Allowing himself to be possessed by Sentry's Void is what bailed Strange out.

90s Alfred was able to shoot a Predator with a shotgun during the Batman and Predator crossover when it invaded Wayne Manor, but that might not count for obvious reasons.