[Talk Like A Pirate Day] They Sit and Parley

[The Watcher]

Ahoy you scurvy dogs! I, The Watcher, be posing you this scenario in which every pirate who sailed the seven
seas, or even the starry void, find themselves at the same port hoisting some grog together.

What commences between them? Who befriends who, and who calls who a bilge rat?

[ImprobableQuestion]

Not that I wouldn't want to, but I can't type the whole thing in pirate-speak.

Well real life Black Beard wouldn't get along with Stranger Tides Black Beard. Ed Teach would probably be much better friends with Jack Sparrow.

[Radical]

or even the starry void

Han Solo buys Ryoko Hakubi a drink.

[heretic]

Han Solo buys Ryoko Hakubi a drink.

And once the latter gets talking about her tales, Revy falls to her knees in worship.

[Radical]

Not that I wouldn't want to, but I can't type the whole thing in pirate-speak.

Well real life Black Beard wouldn't get along with Stranger Tides Black Beard. Ed Teach would probably be much better friends with Jack Sparrow.

And Ben Grimm/The Thing doesn't get along with either of them. (Google "Fantastic Four" Blackbeard to know what I'm talking about.)

[Radical]

The crews of the Black Pearl and the Black Freighter start arguing over which ship's name came first (basically the pirate version of a copyright infringement lawsuit).

Meanwhile, a certain ship's cabbit crystals start searching all the other spaceships for food.

[Guy1]

The Straw Hats throw a massive party.

[The Watcher]

Ahoy lubbers! In honor of this fine day this fine thread sails again. Bring your best pirate characters to this parley!

[TerryAce]

Captain Harlock tries to warn Han Solo and Zoro off from a drinking contest with Miime. He fails

[KingEli]

Shanks leads the biggest, most alcohol fueled pirate shanty ever.

[Radical]

Shanks leads the biggest, most alcohol fueled pirate shanty ever.

Which turns out to be a bad idea when Evil Mirror Universe Captain Kirk* joins in and sings about as well as William Shatner sang "Mr. Tambourine Man".

*Remember, in that episode they were basically pirates.

[Dr Will Hatch]

Yondu decides to troll the hell out of Black Bart with his whistling arrow thingy since Bart died by being shot in the throat. Egil Skallagrimsson just sits back and laughs and dares anyone with enough flying skills to try and beat him in next months Epic Rap Battles episode.

[The Watcher]

Avast there! This day of nautical miscreant dialog has come once again and I've unearthed this buried treasure of a thread in honor of it!