[Talk Like A Pirate Day] A Marvelous Pirate Universe!

[The Watcher]

Ahoy you lubbers! It seems that scurvy dog Rick Jones has gotten hold of the Infinity Gauntlet, and in a fit of
whimsy he transforms the whole of the Marvel Cosmos into a Pirate-Themed Reality in honor of Talk Like A Pirate Day.
What does this new reality look like? How be the origins and personalities of its denizens changed? And how
are the major events of its history different?

I, The Watcher, put this question to ye,

What If The Marvel Universe Was A Pirate Universe?

[ImprobableQuestion]

The entirity of human-metahuman/mutant conflict would change, everyone was pretty much equal among pirates.

[Radical]

Blackbeard lives again!

[Chris Lang]

Of course, that would mean that Pirate Kitty and her loyal companion Pirate Colossus would no longer be just the stuff of fairy tales.

[The Watcher]

Avast me hearties! In honor of this day this thread has arisen from the briny deep.

[The MunchKING]

The entirity of human-metahuman/mutant conflict would change, everyone was pretty much equal among pirates.

Ye had te be willin' te pull yer own weight on a Pirate ship, matee.

The only ones who weren't werkin' be the Prisoners.

[Radical]

Th' whole crew o' th' Fantastick rrreturrrns! More piratical than ever, but what d'ye expect?

[The Watcher]

Ahoy there, True Believers! Talk Like A Pirate Day has come again and with it this Marvelous thread! Excelsior, me hearties!

[Primetime Harder]

Leprechaun Universe is fine...if you haven't seen Pirate Universe.