[Talk Like A Pirate Day] Pirates vs Ninjas: The Final Battle!

[The Watcher]

It was a time of celebration, mateys. Every pirate the ever sailed the Seven Seas and even the stars had
gathered together for a grand parley. Feasting, drinking, wenching, and other fine pursuits of bucaneers was
commencing. A good time was to be had by all.

But then ninjas attacked! Those treacherous scurvy dogs decided that on this joyous holiday their ancient
nemesis would have their guard down. And so every ninja and ninja-esque individual and organization in
existence banded together to waylay the pirates as they were celebrating.

Luckily for the pirates, despite the peace of parley they decided to come prepared. They had their weapons
ready just in case and when their old rivals attacked they were more than ready to join the battle.

How does the fight go? Which pirates face off against which ninja? What sort of team work do we see? And
whose left standing at the end?

I, The Watcher, pose this question to ye:

What If Every Pirate Fought Every Ninja in Existence in One Glorious
Battle?

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

Pirates wouldn't know they were fighting until they were already dead.

Also, what about Ninja/Pirate hybrids ?

[The Watcher]

Also, what about Ninja/Pirate hybrids ?

Tis a fine question ye ask, me hearty. Through the miracle of alternate universes any such hybrids would happen to be on both sides, as one iteration chose its Pirate heritage while the other granted its loyalty to its ninja breathren.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

Tis a fine question ye ask, me hearty. Through the miracle of alternate universes any such hybrids would happen to be on both sides, as one iteration chose its Pirate heritage while the other granted its loyalty to its ninja breathren.

So Deadpool kills himself.

Neat.

[Guy Smiley]

Inverse ninja law applies, until Dr. McNinja savvies up and begins offing his own side.

But then it's every pirate in the multiverse vs. a few surviving ninja at near-full strength, and that doesn't turn out well for the ninja either.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

Inverse ninja law applies, until Dr. McNinja savvies up and begins offing his own side.

But then it's every pirate in the multiverse vs. a few surviving ninja at near-full strength, and that doesn't turn out well for the ninja either.

Eh. If it's full power. the Dr. McNinja house has a Giant MechaHouseBot.

[ShadowWarrior]

Pirates vs Ninjas: the showdown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h62BhY-jBJE

[The Drunkard Kid]

Don't Pirates get the likes of Atomsk the Pirate King from FLCL who is said to be powerful enough to steal solar systems, and arguably Binary from her time with the Starjammers.

[Guy1]

[The Watcher]

Yo ho ho! Thanks to this wonderful day coming round again Davy Jones has raised this thread from the deep! Let eternal battle between pirates and ninjas commence again!

[Guy1]

Yo ho ho! Thanks to this wonderful day coming round again Davy Jones has raised this thread from the deep! Let eternal battle between pirates and ninjas commence again!

[Guy1]

Also, the Pirates get Nik Hasta by default.

[The MunchKING]

Tis a fine question ye ask, me hearty. Through the miracle of alternate universes any such hybrids would happen to be on both sides, as one iteration chose its Pirate heritage while the other granted its loyalty to its ninja breathren.

The MunchKING be duel'in himself? Truly the only one REAALY worth to cross blades with him!!

[Dr Will Hatch]

No ninja can beat Blackbeard. Tis a known fact.

[StupidMoniker]

Pirates win by orbital bombardment, celebrate with Orion slave girls (ignoring the stupid Enterprise retcon).