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  1. 05-06-2014, 04:36 PM #1
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    Default man files lawsuit in order to marry his computer

    http://gawker.com/florida-wont-let-t...orn-1572004058

    This florida man -who also happens to be one of the guy's involved with the duck dynasty foolishness late last year- is trying to hop on the LGBT/alt-oreinted bandwagon by saying he should be able to marry his porn laden computer

    I'm pretty sure most redblooded cis-males would love to marry or at least hook-up with their favorite porn star(s)..........but this fucking ridiculous....

    Now CBR....what is your take on this whole......"thing"....I guess
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    He was suspended from practicing law in Tennessee in 2011 due to "mental infirmity or illness."
    Says it all.
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  3. 05-06-2014, 04:56 PM #3
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    I also wonder if this guy listens or has ever listened to Bad Religion.......

    Would be incredibly apt if so..

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    Part of me (a big part) wants everyone to humour this guy as long as possible to see how far he goes. With this and other lawsuits.
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    This is a very strange and very sad man. Let's hope the world doesn't give him any more attention.
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    I'll byte.

    Do you Flesh creature take this 4.7 ghz 16 gb ram 1tb PC to love and download till warranty expires.
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    Other than the recent movie "Her", this story reminded me of this Stephen Hawking Huffington Post piece. Since there will be nationwide gay marriage, there will be other minority groups that demand the same opportunity. What happens when our machines become sentient? Will there be a time when robots have the ability to discern that they are slaves?
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  8. 05-06-2014, 05:34 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExcelsiorPrime View Post
    I'll byte.

    Do you Flesh creature take this 4.7 ghz 16 gb ram 1tb PC to love and download till warranty expires.
    I think that depends on how many kids they have as to how long the warrantee is...

    Quote Originally Posted by CenturianSpy View Post
    Other than the recent movie "Her", this story reminded me of this Stephen Hawking Huffington Post piece. Since there will be nationwide gay marriage, there will be other minority groups that demand the same opportunity. What happens when our machines become sentient? Will there be a time when robots have the ability to discern that they are slaves?
    Reminds me of several things, chobits, JasonX, Andromeda, and a rather disturbing alternate version of C3PO
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    didn't this happen in a movie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Professor Moriarty View Post
    didn't this happen in a movie?
    Yes. I was just going to suggest this has everything to do with the movie "Her" with Joaqin Phoenix that just recently came out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lightsabretooth View Post
    Yes. I was just going to suggest this has everything to do with the movie "Her" with Joaqin Phoenix that just recently came out.
    oh, didn't see so I forgot about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Professor Moriarty View Post
    didn't this happen in a movie?
    And an anime, manga, a song, and an incredibly unsettling star wars/calvin & hobbes fanfic crossover
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    Quote Originally Posted by archivalMadness View Post
    And an anime, manga, a song, and an incredibly unsettling star wars/calvin & hobbes fanfic crossover
    Aren't most fanfic crossovers horrific/unsettling? Occasionally they make their way to the light of day and big screen where we get the most unsettling/horrific works such as Twilight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lightsabretooth View Post
    Aren't most fanfic crossovers horrific/unsettling? Occasionally they make their way to the light of day and big screen where we get the most unsettling/horrific works such as Twilight.
    Yes many are, however the one I'm referring to featured calvin and. And hobbes.....and was very detailed..



    *shivers*
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  15. 05-07-2014, 01:35 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by archivalMadness View Post
    Reminds me of several things, chobits, JasonX, Andromeda, and a rather disturbing alternate version of C3PO
    Especially Chobits! Makes me wanna have a persocom so-ooooooooo bad!
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