What's in a name...
I finally figured it out why so many think the Black Panther's lead character is so de-powered!
It has to be the name T'challa... Something about that name the way it is pronounced doesn't get the juices flowing or the energy level up!
(Except when Nakia said it while he was in a coma all seductive like but I aint saying nothing)
So we bypassed Marvel going above their heads and spoke with the licensing department directly at Disney for a full name change!
Since Shaka Zulu was already taken and sounds too close to T'chaka we settled on T'mufasa...
Speak it with an ever so slightly silent T and lots of bass in your voice and watch the power and majesty rise naturally!
With that said let's redo that epic scene...
Erik Killmonger: "I'm standing in your house delivering justice to a man who..."
King T'mufasa: "Stop right there... Hey everybody this is N'jadaka son N'jobu coming up in here trying to catch a brotha off guard because he killed Klaw who worked with his daddy to commit treason against Wakanda stealing vibranium! This dude right here with all that bass in a voice from listening to one too many Public Enemy albums and Malcolm X mix tapes has a big reveal that I just exposed before he even got started!"
Killmonger begins taking off his shirt...
Erik Killmonger: "I lied... I killed..."
King T'mufasa: "Nice abs... I read your file you killed people in IRAQ... AFGHANISTAN... And some random black folks on this continent... I get it but all them people tried to invade Wakanda too and got sent home with their nuts in a bag we aint impressed what else you got?"
Suddenly Queen Nakia appears and sits right on King T'mufasa's lap and starts feeding him vibranium enriched grapes.
Queen Nakia: "See Wakanda and Die baby!"
King T'mufasa: "Now that's what I call outreach right there... Yeah, you're staying your king has spoken!"
Erik Killmonger: "Hey, don't ignore me I'm still standing here... I found panther claws in my daddy's chest!"
King T'mufasa: "Your daddy should have ducked or come correct which shows that if he had exercised his blood right for the throne he would have gotten pimp slapped day one... You want some of this get that waterfall running so I can handle my business real quick this is light work! After I toss this fool off the cliff set the waterfall to Hot Tub mode we in there!"
Queen Nakia: "You're sooooo bad T'cha... I mean T'mufasa!"
King T'mufasa all up on his game real airtight like slaps Queen Nakia on the butt ever so gently as she giggles and shakes her head agreeably.
Princess Shuri: "GEEZ, Get a room you two."
Erik Killmonger: "Look man... I... I just... I just wanna be held... Can't we all just get along?"
King T'mufasa: "Two steps ahead of your enemies, three steps ahead of your friends, four steps ahead of hating @$$ cousins... Now ask me what's my name!"
Just then Christopher Priest breaks the fourth wall, rushes into the room and falls too his knees at the feet of King T'mufasa and...
Priest: "I knew you still existed I knew it... All praise due to Bast!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgd6MccwZc