WORST character to diffuse a diplomatic incident

[wjowski]

Do you honestly believe Kenshiro does not have a pressure point technique that instantly solves diplomatic disputes?

No. On the other hand listening to any kind of politician for any length of time will leave him absolutely murderous.

[ImprobableQuestion]

*turns off the news*

At the moment, and in general, I nominate the US Congress.

I think you win.

[ImprobableQuestion]

The DC version of Ares, whose very presence incites violence.

The pre Flashpoint version right? Because I would actually love to see the new Ares speak in front of Congress. Although I guess he still has the incite violence power.

[ImprobableQuestion]

Huh. It just occurred to me that Wolverine is quite possibly both the least and most classy of Marvel's normal peak human-ish set. He's basically Schrodinger's Hobo.

This also wins.

[Postmania]

No. On the other hand listening to any kind of politician for any length of time will leave him absolutely murderous.

Kenshiro has a pressure point that cuts of the target's ability to breathe.
Easily handled.

[Venomous Mask]

The Clown from the new season of American Horror Story doesn't exactly inspire calm and reason.

[T51R]

Kenshiro has a pressure point that cuts of the target's ability to breathe.
Easily handled.

Also the one where "you will speak against your will." And then the recipient info-bombed everyone there. That alone will literally end diplomatic disputes one way or another.

[BitVyper]

Kefka. Mostly because I want to see him speak to the UN.

[Dr Will Hatch]

Baldrick(Take your pick) from Blackadder would inevitably screw things up somehow.

[Radical]

Guy Gardner.

The pre-Nu52 version, anyway. ISTR that his solution to an impending nuclear war was to go in busting heads.

Current Red Lantern leader Guy actually seems like the voice of reason compared to that version.

[OverLordArthas]

Lelouch vi Britania

[StupidMoniker]

Another terrible choice would be Zapp Brannigan.

[T51R]

Griffith. From Berserk.

Because after he "diffuses" the situation onto WW3, 4 and 5 simultaneously? A portal to Hell will open, demons will flood the world, and he'll end up ruling it.

[big_adventure]

How about "any Z-fighter outside of Gohan?"

Goku is just about as subtle as Brick, really. "Hi ancient god of destruction! Let's fight!" "Hi alien galactic-conquering, genocidal warlord, let's fight!" "Wait, wait, wait, crazy android thingy, I'm a little tired - fight my pre-teen son! Oh, and here's a magic bean to make you feel better first."

[Guy1]

Honestly, it would be hilarious to see Mako Mankanshoku give it a try.
Satsuki would take over, problem solved.

I nominate Alucard.