Worst Showings

[StupidMoniker]

The classics, of course:

Green Lantern v. his bathtub
Silver Surfer v. a brick tossed by a rioter
Firelord v. Spider Man
Silver Surfer v. Black Panther
Hulk v. snake
Hulk v. Captain America
Completely Savage and Insane Avengers-Stomping Mindless Hulk v. tiny old lady using an aikido trick
Wonder Woman v. Batman's stomach kick
Superman v. Batman's stealth
Anyone with cosmic senses v. the much-lesser person power-jacking them - Watcher(s), Silver Surfer, Galactus, Beyonder, etc.
Anyone with high-end telepathy v. the person sneaking up on them, or acting without their knowledge right next to them
Onslaught v. dontmakemegetstartedononslaught
Spectrum/Photon/Captain Marvel/Monica Rambeau v. most people and most situations she's ever been put in.

No cops that arrested Thanos?

[big_adventure]

No cops that arrested Thanos?

That wasn't canon. The ones I named, sadly, are.

[The Drunkard Kid]

We have literally decades of feats to show that no version of any symbiote is a threat to Thor, but shit, let's toss all that out for, you know, drama.

Hey, Silver Surfer Carnage should give Thor a good drubbing.

Which reminds me, I nominate the Carnage Symbiote possessing the Silver Surfer.

On a related note, does anyone know the context for this? I'm assuming Mysterio due to all the fog, but...

[Anarchist]

Another good threaad-idea would be *Who has the biggest Jobber aura?*

I think Wolverine, Hulk, Deathstroke and Batman would be great contenders.

[Dark Soul # 7]

Another good threaad-idea would be *Who has the biggest Jobber aura?*

I think Wolverine, Hulk, Deathstroke and Batman would be great contenders.

It's been done.

It usually turns into a hate-fest. Those are boring.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

Captain America wins the jobber aura.

[Anarchist]

Captain America wins the jobber aura.

Oh yeah, off course, how could I forget him.

[Guy1]

Showa Rider VS Heisei Rider.
I love the Showa guys, I do, but they really shouldn't have stood a chance against the Heisei-era Riders.

[heretic]

I still say honorable mention goes to Tim Drake (far more focused on the detective side of the Bat-legacy) beating down Cassandra Cain (Shounen Manga-class combat monster) by the expedient of swinging wildly without style.

[Matt the Manly]

I still say honorable mention goes to Tim Drake (far more focused on the detective side of the Bat-legacy) beating down Cassandra Cain (Shounen Manga-class combat monster) by the expedient of swinging wildly without style.

The fight was staged

[Agent Z]

The above mention Tim/Cass fight reminds of how Catman defeated Bronze Tiger (who is in the top 5 martial artists in the DCU and has actually beaten Batman in the past) in a similar manner.

[heretic]

I still say honorable mention goes to Tim Drake (far more focused on the detective side of the Bat-legacy) beating down Cassandra Cain (Shounen Manga-class combat monster) by the expedient of swinging wildly without style.

The fight was staged

You seem to be thinking of the one done for the benefit of the Penguin. I was talking about the one after the Editorially Mandated Face-Heel Turn after Cass' series was canceled.

[Pendaran]

On a related note, does anyone know the context for this? I'm assuming Mysterio due to all the fog, but...

That was Mysterio, yeah

[BitVyper]

Showa Rider VS Heisei Rider.
I love the Showa guys, I do, but they really shouldn't have stood a chance against the Heisei-era Riders.

To be fair, the riders in the Spirits comics are all pretty ridiculous, and they're all Showa-era. Also, while Black RX is TECHNICALLY a Heisei era rider, he came a decade before the proper Heisei riders, and he could probably handle himself just fine against any of the non-bullet time ones.

One place Showa riders do tend to come across stronger is when they're untransformed, since most of them were proper cyborgs where most of the Heisei riders are (relatively) normal humans.

[Guy1]

To be fair, the riders in the Spirits comics are all pretty ridiculous, and they're all Showa-era. Also, while Black RX is TECHNICALLY a Heisei era rider, he came a decade before the proper Heisei riders, and he could probably handle himself just fine against any of the non-bullet time ones.

One place Showa riders do tend to come across stronger is when they're untransformed, since most of them were proper cyborgs where most of the Heisei riders are (relatively) normal humans.

Good point, yeah. Taking Spirits into consideration, the fight is a lot closer. Well, except for the speedsters, Kuuga the walking nuke and Wizard just being ridiculously powerful.
I really have to read Spirits again.

Showa Riders would, aside from God-Gaim, win in an untransformed fight. The Heisei guys are pretty strong, but the Cyborgs are just that much stronger. Just look at the insane durability of Minami Kotaro.