"Looks like she's quite popular." Johnson said, referring to Alice, who seemed to be wait-deep in suitors as of that moment.
"It's like throwing a piece of meat to some starving perros; no matter the flaws, they'll gladly take it. I mean, she's not bad looking, but she's nothing compared to Paula."
"Has anyone ever told you how whipped you are?"
"Heh, you obviously haven't seen her with a whip. ¡Muy bella!"