10-29-2013, 01:57 AM Rambertino
Anderson, after being completely silent for an uncharacteristically long period of time, finally brought his mic to his lips.
"Y'know, I'm detecting significantly lower levels of asskissery in the room. Did we by any chance lose a certain "champ"? I'm surprised. He actually sold disintegration pretty damn well. Gotta hand it to him."
He adjusted his cap.
"So, now that Cena's been barbecued and the "best in the world" has stomped off on the world's best sulk, guess that makes little ole me the most accomplished man here. Two time world champion, your former mistah Money in the Bank, the man who defeated TEN former world champions in his very first year at the WWE, the man you see before you... the one... the only... the phenomenal..."
He inhaled sharply, seeming poised to deliver his signature introduction, throwing his head back to the heavens to loudly and proudly proclaim:
"...Moi. Yeah. That's right. You all heard it already. Oh, by the way, I vote for that chick in the creepy hat. Rooster, or whatever. Seems obvious at this point."
OOC: Vote for Peacock