Civil War II: Rand Paul VS Jesse Ventura

[T51R]

OH F**K! America again polarizes into North and South, and gears up for CIVIL WAR II! All television rights owned by the BBC, promoted by Bernie Eccelstone and Vince MacMahon, and presented by Jeremy, Richard, James and Paul Levasque(NOT the Triple H persona...)

North led by Commander in Chief Rand Paul, and South led by Commander in Chief Jesse Ventura. All assets in play, up to and including including NUCLEAR. Draft in effect, all conflict confined to US territorial waters. Allies in play as well, international financial as well as military.

North VS South. Paul VS Ventura. AMERICA VS AMERICA.

Which side survives?

[The MunchKING]

The MunchKING lives in the South. Thus as long as they give him what he wants, a South victory is inevitable.

[big_adventure]

OH F**K! America again polarizes into North and South, and gears up for CIVIL WAR II! All television rights owned by the BBC, promoted by Bernie Eccelstone and Vince MacMahon, and presented by Jeremy, Richard, James and Paul Levasque(NOT the Triple H persona...)

North led by Commander in Chief Rand Paul, and South led by Commander in Chief Jesse Ventura. All assets in play, up to and including including NUCLEAR. Draft in effect, all conflict confined to US territorial waters. Allies in play as well, international financial as well as military.

North VS South. Paul VS Ventura. AMERICA VS AMERICA.

Which side survives?

Why would Jesse Ventura, former governor of Minnesota, be the CiC of the South???????

[T51R]

Why would Jesse Ventura, former governor of Minnesota, be the CiC of the South???????

Because he gets a chance at firing a Munchking...that's been attached to an nuclear missile.