X-Cresence: I'm the best course, eat me last

[Snoop Dogg]

was considering making this joke earlier but i can't do math

[Tycon]

was considering making this joke earlier but i can't do math

it’s okay king i got you

[Snoop Dogg]

anyway there's a rat around and it's gonna eat me and all my honey nut cheerios

okay

turns out

this guy existed and i'm not crazy

and they got pinned by the trap behind the microwave

fair game, respect to them, sorry we had to come to blows, violence is bad, don't come into my palace expecting anything other than death, gg

this is bigger news than sdcc

why do i even have a microwave

[Maestroneto]

im gonna be so mad tomorrow

[phoenixzero23]

im gonna be so mad tomorrow

Why?
What do you fear?

[Maestroneto]

Why?
What do you fear?

I fear the worst.

[Snoop Dogg]

12 Hours

[Maestroneto]

As it turns out I'm happy and everyone else is so mad.

[Snoop Dogg]

As it turns out I'm happy and everyone else is so mad.

[Maestroneto]

This is your own fault for shilling Aaron.

[Snoop Dogg]

This is your own fault for shilling Aaron.

i-i can't stop now...
gotta get... the new avengers relaunch...
whuh... whuh... whatever it takes...

[Maestroneto]

Somebody with Photoshop please make a pic of X-Men Prime or Gold #1 being dusted.

[Snoop Dogg]

There once was a man named Gerry Duggan, a king among writers. He had fame, power, and wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Before he got off Twitter, these were the final words he said--

"My X-Scripts are yours for the taking. But you'll have to buy them, first. I left everything I wrote in... one book."

Ever since, fans from all over the world set out to their local retailers to preorder Mauraders, the comic that would make their dreams come true.

yo
ya yo ya yo

Dreamin', don't try to ship Kitty
Dreamin', don't sideline Ororo
Dreamin', please put on clothes Bobby
Dreamin', don't give it, give it up, give it up, give it up, give it up, give it- NO

Here's how the story goes, we find out
That the future of the X-Men's still in doubt
One mutant, and no Guggenheim to be seen
She'll be lord of the pirates, she's gonna be queen

ya yo
ya yo, ya yo
ho ho

Her name is Kitty, that's Katherine Anne "Kitty"
She's gonna be queen of the mutants!

She's intangible! How did that happen? YO HO HO-- A mutant, Pryde possesses a "phasing" ability that allows her, as well as objects or people she is in contact with, to become intangible. This power also disrupts any electrical field she passes through, and lets her simulate levitation.

ya yo, ya yo

His name's Iceman, mostly a cool guy
And a cold L-A-D-Y, Emma's not shy
Bishop's doing some baby hunting-- I mean, that marksman thing
Pyro's cookin'
Storm's electrifying

ya yo
ya yo, ya yo
ho ho

And don't forget Lockheed
That's the name of their dragon

Saving the X-L~iiiine

ya yo, ya yo

Duggan and Lolli!

[Maestroneto]

This is why Snoop Dogg is one of the all time great rappers

[Tycon]

That’s what we like to call ‘talent’.