CBR's undefeated champ takes on all comers

[master of read]

for those who are new here, there have been hundreds, maybe thousands of rumbles threads but in the entire history of the forum, there has been only one man who has never known defeat. he beaten all who were placed against him and soundly too. now, with the reboot, it is time to restore his dominance. now, any and all martial artist in fiction are welcome to take on the undisputed champion of the CBR!!!




is there anyone capable of even getting close to defeating him?

[wjowski]

Hrm...a pro-wrestling referee? Well, anyone except Brian Hildebrand.

[moonknight11]

His face to foot style is unbeatable.

[Pendaran]

You know, people always focus on what an unstoppable fighter he is, but they forget about his peerless strategic genius too. In the impossible outcome that it might seem like he's at a disadvantage, he's just leading you right into his trap.

He's like if Rommel, Patton, Hannibal, Grand Admiral Thrawn, Alexander the Great and Ghengis Khan were fused into one mind.

Even that is inadequate.. they should have sent a poet.

[master of read]

You know, people always focus on what an unstoppable fighter he is, but they forget about his peerless strategic genius too. In the impossible outcome that it might seem like he's at a disadvantage, he's just leading you right into his trap.

He's like if Rommel, Patton, Hannibal, Grand Admiral Thrawn, Alexander the Great and Ghengis Khan were fused into one mind.

Even that is inadequate.. they should have sent a poet.

and his nipples look like milk-duds.

[KingEli]

Scott Steiner wins. How?

Well..... all men are created equal, but look at Scott & Lo, that statement just isn't true:
-50% chance for victory for both men in 1 on 1 match
-Scott being a genetic freak & NOT normal gives him a 75% chance and wimp Lo a 25%, at best, chance
-Kurt Angle is added to the mix, Wimp Lo's chances drastically go down
-33 1/3% chance for victory in a 3way but since Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't be Scott, he's not going even going to try that gives Scott Steiner a 66 2/3% chance.
-Wimp Lo's 33 1/3% chance minus his 25% chance equals to 8 1/3% chance for victory
-Scott Steiner's 66 2/3%+his original 75% equals to 141 2/3 % chance for victory.

See here Samoa Joe?! The numbers don't lie, and spell disaster for you at sacrifice!!

[master of read]

Scott Steiner wins. How?

Well..... all men are created equal, but look at Scott & Lo, that statement just isn't true:
-50% chance for victory for both men in 1 on 1 match
-Scott being a genetic freak & NOT normal gives him a 75% chance and wimp Lo a 25%, at best, chance
-Kurt Angle is added to the mix, Wimp Lo's chances drastically go down
-33 1/3% chance for victory in a 3way but since Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't be Scott, he's not going even going to try that gives Scott Steiner a 66 2/3% chance.
-Wimp Lo's 33 1/3% chance minus his 25% chance equals to 8 1/3% chance for victory
-Scott Steiner's 66 2/3%+his original 75% equals to 141 2/3 % chance for victory.

See here Samoa Joe?! The numbers don't lie, and spell disaster for you at sacrifice!!

i cant seem to find fault with that math.

[Guy1]

Butterball from Marvel?

[master of read]

Butterball from Marvel?

i dont know who that is but he sounds awesome.

[moonknight11]

Butterball from Marvel?

Butterball is invulnerable though, Wimp Lo would be the only one bleeding making him the victor.

[KingEli]

i cant seem to find fault with that math.

Of course! It's math from a highly educated university.

Scott Steiner, CBR Champion has a nice ring to it.

[master of read]

Of course! It's math from a highly educated university.

Scott Steiner, CBR Champion has a nice ring to it.

but there's a problem. big poppa pump has an ass. and as you know, if you have a ass, he will kick it.

[wjowski]

Of course! It's math from a highly educated university.

Scott Steiner, CBR Champion has a nice ring to it.

BUT! Scott's mathematics don't take into account that Wimp Lo isn't on Earth, thus making his fighting style flawless.

[Guy Smiley]

Um, uh... I'll match him up against a Famicom-era Pol's Voice! Wimp Lo's squeaky shoes shall be his undoing!

[Dark Soul # 7]

Undefeated you say.

BAH!

I recall there being one person that this so called champion couldn't reasonably defeat. At least nobody could prove otherwise.

And yet you all praise this person when he really deserves nothing but pity. Pity for being but the second greatest being in all of existence.

But if you are so quick to forget then perhaps it is time for your much vaunted Wimp Lo to get another thrashing by the one man he most certainly cannot defeat.



Bring it. ...anybody else missing the evil smilies?