I'd hate to make a hate thread, but I just can't take it anymore. Geoff Johns absolutely DOES NOT get Captain Mar-........uh, Shazam!!!!! This is one of the worst possible updates that I could ever imagine.
1. Billy's awful characterization reeks of poor writing. As much as fanboys complain about MOS and New 52 Superman not being like "the good old days", he is FAAAAR more in character than Billy, who is a little douchebag, completely unlike the innocent boy who tried to do the right anything despite his bad circumstances.
2. Mary is not Billy's real sister, yet people wanna complain about Wonder Woman being the daughter of Zeus?!!!!!!!!!!! Plus, all of the other foster kids just reek of bad "diversity", like some kinda modern day Planeteers. What would've been more interesting is to just have them as friends who come from different backgrounds and CHOOSE to be friends, not essentially forced to be that way due to circumstance. The black girl could've been aged a little more and been Billy's love interest while the other boys all fight over Mary. And the only empowered characters should be Billy, Mary, and Freddie, in that order.
3. Sivana being cursed into his sickly form is actually kind of a good idea, but the whole "science has failed me, but magic can save me!" shtick is just stupid. Isn't the whole point of Sivana that he uses science against a magical foe? Plus, the whole thing with his family, while left ambiguous, is another tepid Johns trope that needs to stop. I'm surprised that crappy origin that he gave Cheetah (far inferior to Perez's) didn't involve Barbara Minerva's mom hitting her or something.
4. The idiotic renaming the character for the sake of the illiterate and lazy is needless pandering, completely ruining the naming of the characters. It also leaves the door wide open for a certain blonde bimbo to forever take captive the name.
5. Were they even in Fawcett City? See, this completely divorces the character from his roots. Jerry Ordway's Power of Shazam, while dated, is leaps and bounds better than this. Heck, even Shazam: A New Beginning is more accurate to the character than this crap. Sadly, I fear that the movie will take its aim from this dreck.