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    I was told (having not seen the movies or read the books) that the story is better in the books (as in there is actual story).

    Not sure I believe that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cleric of Hell's Brigade View Post
    I was told (having not seen the movies or read the books) that the story is better in the books (as in there is actual story).

    Not sure I believe that.
    My ex read it. She told me bsdm occurs. Nothing really happens until stalker guy kills other guy. The end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    Cuz Hollywood knows ladies will pay to see it?
    *Telekinetically tears out Cthulhu's spine*

    Sorry, you didn't do anything wrong this time. I just needed an outlet to express my disgust toward this franchise and Hollywood for allowing it to be produced as a movie. I mean, if people want tasteless porn, there are far better options out there.
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    Kenpachi: Some say my mother was a train. Some say that I'm a rejected Godzilla monster too strong for the series canon. But everyone says: I'M THE KEEEEENPACHIIIIII!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Len Ikari145 View Post
    *Telekinetically tears out Cthulhu's spine*

    Sorry, you didn't do anything wrong this time. I just needed an outlet to express my disgust toward this franchise and Hollywood for allowing it to be produced as a movie. I mean, if people want tasteless porn, there are far better options out there.
    I have so many spines, it's fine.

    Most of them aren't even mine.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    I have so many spines, it's fine.

    Most of them aren't even mine.
    I think you took one from my pet dragon....he would like it back.

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    One Piece: Ok, Sanji might just get his big action moment after all this arc. If Luffy beats Dogtooth but they both fall out exhausted from the mirror then Sanji can beat up all of Big Mom's kids ready to pounce of Luffy.

    As for the fight, Luffy's getting better with observation haki but it's not quite enough. Time for a variant on Gear Fourth to save the day. The last time we saw such a variant he's stuffed himself on biscuits. I wonder how he'll be min-maxing himself this time.

    My Hero Academia: Aww, little Eri is physically safe but they need to save her soul too. I recommend hugs, lots and lots of hugs. For some reason I think Nico Robin would be a great hugger in this situation.

    It's a nice development to tie Eri's recovery into the school festival. That way she can meet the rest of the class and get to know everybody. Throw in a gentleman theif type of super villain with a chibi sidekick and this'll be a good bright arc after the rather dark dip the series took with Overhaul's arc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gryphon View Post
    I think you took one from my pet dragon....he would like it back.
    I have at least three dragon spines, you must be specific my friend.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    So.

    **** this mother.



    As a side note ... pretty much Alabama fans (no offense to folks living in Alabama).
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    So.

    **** this mother.



    As a side note ... pretty much Alabama fans (no offense to folks living in Alabama).
    apparently, according to what i've looked into, she wasn't mad that he picked florida over bama. she was upset because he has ties to a few gangs in florida and didn't really want him around those people, because they will be around him somehow someway. but nevertheless, she did come back and hug him on camera to support his choice of schools.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cleric of Hell's Brigade View Post
    I was told (having not seen the movies or read the books) that the story is better in the books (as in there is actual story).

    Not sure I believe that.
    no. it is not. i tried reading it myself, on a dare. i couldn't get pass chapter 2. it is.........not a well written book. the story is just a mess. the characters are either bland as water (anna) or total assholes (christian). the pacing is crap. and the dialogue. anna bits her lip as much as jack reacher shrugs his head. but the biggest sin is the protrayal of the BDSM lifestyle, which it gets totally wrong.

    the movie, what little i've forced myself to watch, is just like the books: trash porn for the lonely and easily aroused.

    second worst book i've ever read.

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    thanks to rebel taxi, i now know what insanity feels like. why? because i now know what happens when a lion and a elephant have kids.


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    Quote Originally Posted by master of read View Post
    apparently, according to what i've looked into, she wasn't mad that he picked florida over bama. she was upset because he has ties to a few gangs in florida and didn't really want him around those people, because they will be around him somehow someway. but nevertheless, she did come back and hug him on camera to support his choice of schools.
    Oh fantastic. Because what I saw of it it was straight up just... Mom is hardcore 'Bama.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by master of read View Post
    thanks to rebel taxi, i now know what insanity feels like. why? because i now know what happens when a lion and a elephant have kids.

    While I can't approve of unlicensed CthulTech™, I can at least appreciate that you understand my side of things.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    Oh fantastic. Because what I saw of it it was straight up just... Mom is hardcore 'Bama.

    yeah. the guy's not even mad about it. he tweeted about it, saying his mom does stuff like this a lot, which he finds funny. lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    While I can't approve of unlicensed CthulTech™, I can at least appreciate that you understand my side of things.
    i knew it. only you could create such a horror as "leo the lion".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    So.

    **** this mother.



    As a side note ... pretty much Alabama fans (no offense to folks living in Alabama).
    she wasn't THAT much a Bama fan if she was wearing a Tennessee hat

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