I've been spending this lovely Sunday morning reading some Golden Age Wonder Woman, and it brought me to Comic Cavalcade #21, which features the villainess Queen Sharkeeta. I had actually read this issue a few years ago, but I had forgotten what a fun, crazy villain Sharkeeta is. She fits right up there with Wonder Woman's kookiest villains like the Blue Snowman, Mouse Man, or Egg Fu.
For those who haven't read it (the issue can be pretty hard to find), here's a quick summary:
Gerta von Gunther (Paula's daughter) experiments on a bunch of "ugly baby sharks," transforming them into "lovely mermaids" with her supervitalitee solution. Paula disapproves, so Diana takes the mermaids to Reform Island in order to be taught human love and affection. Diana's afraid that the mermaids will revert to their shark nature when they mature. Mala suggests they put the mermaids in a pond so she can observe them. The supervitalitee solution, which Gerta is still giving the mermaids, enlarges the mermaids to normal size (they were tiny) and gives them wings. Sharkeeta is angry that the mermaids are treated like normal fish, and decide to crash the Water Festival of Jewels.
During the festival, Sharkeeta and the mermaids use "chlorofleur vines" to capture the amazons who were swimming to grab the jewels. Sharkeeta overhears Hippolyta telling Diana and Mala that as long as she has the magic girdle, she's unconquerable. When Mala and Diana leave, Sharkeeta attacks Hippolyta and takes the magic girdle. Hippolyta leaves a trail of pearls while Sharkeeta takes her prisoner. Gerta meets up with Diana and Mala, who ignore her to follow Hippolyta's trail. Sharkeeta returns to the amazons who are all trapped in fishbowls, and tells them she's going to drown them all and turn Paradise Island into the mermaids' playland.
Suddenly, a swarm of giant swordfish (lol) attack the mermaids just as Diana and Mala make it to the hideout. Wonder Woman deflects the swordfish's "swords," and uses them to cut free the amazons. Sharkeeta and the others attack, and with the magic girdle, Wonder Woman can't beat her. Gerta, following behind, uses her "humanizing fluid" on Sharkeeta, which ends the battle. Sharkeeta states that she doesn't want to fight and begs to return to Reform Island. Later, the mermaids exclaim, "We mermaids are happy now!" Hippolyta replies, "People who love are always happier than those who hate!" Diana ends the story with, "Too bad Gerta's humanizing fluid doesn't work on the man's world -- we might rid it forever of its fightful nature!"
Pretty great story... I would love to see a modern take on Sharkeeta. Maybe a Queen Clea/Sharkeeta team-up.
Recommended Reading:
- Comic Cavalcade #21
- The Essential Wonder Woman Encyclopedia
Other Villain Threads:
Cheetah
Angle Man
Villainy Inc.
Queen Clea
First Born