Good news, everybody! The Dacia Sandero...
Well, no. Its
better! Little Miss Bullsh!t, the Alien Emissary is being re-deployed somewhere else. That means no-one to rip chunks out of the planet, no one to throw world leaders out of the UN building via the windows, and no-one to make a mockery of humanity in every possible way, and also in ways which were once impossible.
So, welcome now the NEW Alien Emissary and hashtag troll, LITTLE MISS #PASSAWAY!
One thing leads to another, words are exchanged with the military, demands are made at the top levels of global politics, deals refused, and suddenly the
only land mass left on planet Earth is...
AUSTRALIA.
YES! We're now on mostly-waterworld, and even though entire continents suddenly vanished and were replaced by water, there was
NO LOSS OF HUMAN LIFE. And we must re-build civilization in the most lethal place known to man. REDBACKS! TAPIANS! WOMBATS! The Great Sandy Desert! And the hellish mouth of Hell itself known as...
North Coburg. Humanity must now share the resources of the Australian continent, manage carefully its population, find new models of living, new means of government, and hopefully, a way to colonize the seas(we can't leave the planet; the alien blockade is still in effect...)
Can we do it?
Or will we be beaten to death by Big Red roos instead?
WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA.