Not a bad first issue, albeit it took me forever to read with all that dialogue! I reviewed it with pictures here if anyone is interested.
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The issue opens with Storm flying Spider-Man to the Xavier School. She isn't sure he should be teaching anything at a mutant school, but it was in Logan's will to make him a counselor. Only Spidey knows he's there to find a student who is working for the bad guys. He arrives and Unus the Untouchable is there and the X-Men are fighting him. Spidey lays down some quips and takes out Unus.
Spidey asks Toad what happened to the super team he made with frog man. Says he'd rather tend to the landscape at the school.
Spidey unpacks and then goes to class. The class is made up of the kids he suspects could be bad. Hellion, Rockslide, Shark Girl, Glob, No Girl, Eye-Boy and Ernst. They want to do Danger Room stuff but Spidey disagrees since danger is something he tries to avoid. A bamf takes his shirt off, then we cut to the Danger Room. They are fighting but Rockslide at one point pushes him into danger. Spidey assumes he's the bad student.
They go to a museum to look at dinosaur bones and run into Stegron. They fight and seem to be turning the tide when Sauron shows up. He takes them out. They wake up tied to trees at what Sauron calls New Savage Land which used to be Staten Island! To be continued!
What did you guys think?