Santa's speed.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

Still not as quick as the Shrike.

They destroyed my body. I'ma dick around in the time stream until I decide I want to come back.

[T51R]

From what I know of the Shrike, it gives them a hug.

[big_adventure]

From what I know of the Shrike, it gives them a hug.

That is it's go-to move. Nothing quite like Runner-speed hugs from an indestructible 12 foot tall time-dicking spike monster.

[Maven]

I always pegged Santa more for a Crystal Meth kinda guy, myself.

What?

*glances around*

I've tended to believe Santa was/is more of a reefer man myself...

[The Transient Guest]

I didn't read the entire thread but did anyone account for the fact that Santa goes all the way to Apokolips to give Darkseid some coal?

[Cody]

I didn't read the entire thread but did anyone account for the fact that Santa goes all the way to Apokolips to give Darkseid some coal?

Yea DC Santa seems to be able to traverse the entire galaxy or universe in just a couple of nights.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

Yea DC Santa seems to be able to traverse the entire galaxy or universe in just a couple of nights.

Same night as his standard December 25th run. Also need to understand that Apokalips or whatever is in another dimension type thing.

[Cody]

Same night as his standard December 25th run. Also need to understand that Apokalips or whatever is in another dimension type thing.

Oh. Though considering he visits him one could assume he visits well...everyone.

[big_adventure]

Extrapolating composite Santa's speed is kind of ludicrous, if you take everything into account.

[Radical]

Yeah, but does the Shrike give all the worst kids on the planet flammable rocks at the same time?

All that last panel needed was Beavis and Butt-head saying, "Christmas is awesome."

[Nik Hasta]

Santa in Fables visits every house in every world in the Fables Multiverse but he didn't do it on speed. The power of Christmas essentially gives him a single night of omnipresence so he makes one trip that covers literally billions of places.

A more elegant method I think.

[beatboks]

Nice math lance!

I just thought of something, and I am surprised it just came to me. He technically has to do every building in the span of two nights. It is also night in Asia during the day. So basically he would have to start at one end of the earth, and as the morning comes, hits the other areas where it just became night.

How does that add in with the math?

it didn't change any of his math because he said it was over a 24 hour period (the time it takes ALMOST for earth to do a omplete revolution (I say ALMOST, because there is a reason we have a leap year)

[Charlotte DeBel]

it didn't change any of his math because he said it was over a 24 hour period (the time it takes ALMOST for earth to do a omplete revolution (I say ALMOST, because there is a reason we have a leap year)

Interesting idea. I ended up posting the calc "Santa is 0.7 speed of light" in my tourney match last week... though it didn't save my ass.
By the way, nice to see you here

[Neoprime]

What about homeless people and kids?

[Cody]

What about homeless people and kids?

They get something too.