This will be the weirdest question you ever heard

[Sentry]

I don't know why this came into my mind, but here is a weird question: Would you rather drink a glass of a perfectly healthy man's spit, or a glass of water a very dirty homeless man has bathed in three times? lol

[Paradox]

An old drunk staggers into a bar. He buys a drink with the last of his money and downs it. Out of cash, he asks the bar patrons what he can do to get another drink. One man digs a discarded olive from an ashtray and says he'll buy a drink if the drunk eats it. He does, and gets his drink. Another patron has him lick the bottom of his shoe, and he gets another drink. Looking around, another man in the crowd notices an old, practically overflowing spittoon in the corner. "Take a sip from that," he says, "and I'll buy you TWO drinks!" The drunk walked over and picked up the spittoon, putting it to his lips. He tipped it up...and up...and up...swallowing furiously until he drained the spittoon. The man offering the drinks' jaw dropped. "For the love of GOD, man, I only said a sip! Why did you drink it all?"

The drunk shrugged and said "It was all in one string."

[Spike-X]

Jesus fukcin' Christ, 'dox.

[Spike-X]

As far as the OP goes, that's not even in the Top Five.

[o1pickleboy]

Earth is invaded and your have a chance to battle for its freedom. You have two options flipping a coin or playing paper scissors rock. What do you choose?