"I am Akuma...and I will teach _YOU_ the meaning of PAIN!"

[T51R]

So, after a couple of decades of being the strongest, Akuma of Streetfighter infamy decides to supplement his nonexistent income by becoming a PERSONAL TRAINER. Or more specifically, THE PERSONAL TRAINER FROM HELL! Operating as "Instant taste of Hell Inc." he plies his trade among the uTube generation, and promises only one thing...results, or DEATH trying to achieve them!

Who can survive Akuma as their personal trainer?

Who is the first person to be worked to death?

And...who will be foolish(or masochistic) enough to be the first to sign a ling-term contract with him?

[Melchior]

Akuma stared at his new student. Dan Hibiki stared back.

"No. Just N-O," was all Akuma said before refunding Dan and walking away.

Dan later used it to advertise his dojo. "Akuma backed down from the Saikyo-style!"

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The first few weeks were touch and go, but once they worked through the chi issue, things were looking good. Then, six strange martial artists showed up.

"Hey, have you seen our disciple, Kenichi?"

Kenichi sighed, "Oh, well, back to hell."

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Akuma looked at Raoh, Toki, and Kenshiro. He then broke down laughing.

[Ratmansaurus]

Who can survive Akuma as their personal trainer?

Kairi already did it in the Street Fighter EX series. Toguro Ani's regen would heal any injury he may take during training. M. Bison (dictator) has the psycho drive for healing. In The King of Fighters' canon Rugal Bernstein regenerated from being disintegrated twice, he did it once in KOF 95', and later he did it again in KOF 2000.

Who is the first person to be worked to death?

Probably Dan Hibiki.

And...who will be foolish(or masochistic) enough to be the first to sign a ling-term contract with him?

Adon, Dan Hibiki, Kairi, M. Bison (dictator), Toguro Ani, Rugal Bernstein. In Street Fighter Alpha 3 Adon wanted to see the Satsui no Hado and he spent the whole game searching for Akuma. Dan Hibiki wanted to learn the Satsui no Hado to get revenge on Sagat but Gouken refused to teach the Satsui no Hado to Dan and then Gouken stopped training Dan because Gouken didn't want Dan to become like Akuma. In the Street Fighter EX series Kairi was born with Satsui no Hado powers and he wanted to master them, thus Kairi spent the first 17 years of his life being secrety trained by Akuma (who was know as "Ashura" by Kairi's family); for some reason this training had the side effect of erasing Kairi's memories. M. Bison (dictator) tried to awaken Ryu's Satsui no Hado and then take over Ryu's body, because Bison wanted to get a body that has Satsui no Hado to prevent/stop/heal the damage the psycho power does to his body. Toguro Ani is a sadist and Post-Gourmet fusion Toguro Ani wanted to get the ki/spiritual powers of others. Rugal Bernstein got the Satsui no Hado from Akuma in a crossover game.

[The Drunkard Kid]

Santa Claus, because he'll simultaneously try and teach Akuma the true meaning of Christmas.