Image Comics Limericks

[Agent John Bishop]

Hello all, it's a lazy "new thread" sort of a night. I thought It would be fun to make some limericks about Image titles. I am well aware this might be a dumb thing only I enjoy, but if anyone has anything to contribute, it might be fun.


East Of West:
Death, he came from the west
At killing, he was the best
Then he fell in love
And when push came to shove
The horsemen put him to the test

Prophet:
John Prophet was just a clone
Whose bosses, he couldn't condone
So he started a war
To settle earth's score
But he didn't fight all alone

Saga
An epic penned by Vaughn
Accolades, it's got a ton
Wing versus horn
(Apple thinks that it's porn)
Let's get some reading done!

Lazarus:
Meet the daughter Carlyle
Whose life has been a trial
Want a strong female lead?
Give this one a read!
Put it on the top of your pile

Southern Bastards
In the south there are Sweaty hicks
In crime, Coach Boss gets his kicks
Though it isn't the name
I'll still exclaim
It should be called "Southern Dicks"

The Manhattan Projects:
They invented the bomb, that's for sure
But their other purposes were
Far more strange
Not to mention deranged
Bad Science has a certain allure

Sex Criminals:
Meet a couple of crooks
Who rob banks and buy books
When they have an orgasm
Time has a spasm
It's as weird as it looks

[Dr. Cheesesteak]

I'm no good at creativity. Can we make requests!??

[Agent John Bishop]

I'm no good at creativity. Can we make requests!??

By all means! I'd love to give anything you can come up with a shot.

[Agent John Bishop]

The Walking Dead
There once was a man named Grimes
Who faced the rotting end times
None of the cast
has long to last
So enjoy some gross zombie crimes