In honor of Easter, let's do a flashback to the Third Annual Traitor Game Awards to show this little skit I wrote for Easter. I think it's probably one of the weirdest things I've ever written for anything Traitor Game-related. The setting for the Awards Show that year was a convention being held at Mahora Academy. So the characters from previous Traitor Games occasionally had to deal with conventiongoers and a few cosplayers. All this still made more sense than the scene quoted below.
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Flashback to Third Annual Traitor Game Awards.
"What was THAT all about?" Sofia asked.
"I don't know." Laurie replied. "It seemed so pointless."
"It's a running gag." Goombella explained. "You see, that version of Superman is based off of an Internet joke. And every year there's this totally unannounced made-up Skullie, which he steals. People are kind of expecting it after..."
Goombella never finished the sentence, for at that moment, there was a loud rumbling as the Kool-Aid Man burst through a wall.
"OH YEAH!" As the drink mascot showed the cosplayers issues of his first and only comic book, hoping to get some autographs, a large strangely colored rabbit appeared, carrying a basket.
"Happy Easter everyone!" The Easter Bunny proclaimed as he reached into his basket and tossed out chocolate eggs, chocolate bunnies, and other treats to the crowd.
One of the chocolate eggs landed on the ground, and broke. A chocolate chicken emerged from the egg, seemed to age to adulthood rapidly, and began strutting around the grounds of Mahora Academy as if it owned the place.
And then the chocolate chicken was grabbed by a giant snowman wearing what appeared to be an ice cream cone on its head. The chicken struggled to no avail, as the snowman opened its mouth and shoved the chocolate creature inside. And then the snowman's color began changing, from white to a combination between white and brown.
"Wait a minute!" Lia Nelson exclaimed. "That guy's, like, not made of snow at all! He's totally made out of vanilla ice cream!"
And at that moment, Vanilla Ice leaped into the room, followed by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. "Go Ninja, Go Ninja go! Go Ninja, go ninja go!"
As Vanilla Ice and the turtles danced along with some cosplayers dressed as 'ninja style dancers', Ryoga Hibiki entered the room.
"Where could I be NOW???" Ryoga shouted. "I was just at China, and I still couldn't find Jusenkyo even with a map."
It was at that point that a strange sprite seemingly made out of a metal wire appeared next to him.
"No springs, my friend! No springs!" Coily laughed.
Ryoga just growled in annoyance. Meanwhile, a strange young woman with long dark hair arrived. She was dressed in purple armor, and carried a giant boomerang on her back.
"My name is Sango Fett. Have any of you seen Naraku Solo?" she asked.
Before anyone could answer, there was a rumbling. From the ground emerged a giant gopher. The gopher picked up a guitar, and began to sing a horribly off-key rendition of "I've Been Working On the Railroad" before being chased away by a woodpecker who apparently mistook him for a tree.
Just then a strange bear walked silently past, wearing a sandwich board sign advertising some restaurant.
Then the vanilla and chocolate snowman collided with the gopher and the woodpecker, while the ninja dancers tripped them up.
And then a huge giant robot, like something out of an old 'mech' anime, came along, scooped up all the newcowers who had arrived since Goombella's explanation of the unannounced Skullie, and then flew off into the sky. The robot, and all of those crazy characters, were lost to sight.
The cosplayers and the Traitor Game guests stared for a while, and then got back to what they were doing before the series of bizarre events (even by Traitor Game Awards Show standards) happened.
Goombella nodded. "I think we know what THAT was."
As if on cue, a logo appeared in the air, and a voice from nowhere uttered the phrase in the logo.
"A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!"
The logo vanished as quickly as it came.
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Return to present day
In any case, I wish everyone in the Traitor Game community a Happy Easter.