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    "Well if it isn't my favorite Spider-Verse character...Jessica Drew!"

    "..I'm not Jessica Drew."

    "I mean, Jessica Carpenter!"

    "Bob, that's not Jessica Carpenter."

    "Silk?"

    "No."

    "Mattie Franklin?"

    "No."

    "Alternate universe Aunt May with spider powers?"

    "What?!"

    SIGH

    "....

    ....

    ....I got it! You're Madame W---"


    I'm Spider-Girl, jackass!

    "OH! Of course! Spider-Girl! The one and only Anya Corazon!"

    "Oh for the love of..."



    "Jerk."

    "She tripped me, Karl! Don't tell me you didn't see Spider-Brat do that!"

    "Oh I saw it. It was great."

    "....."




    "Oh god, why did you go to Ares next?!"

    "Why not? Ares is our buddy!"

    "I've gotten 14 concussions from him!"

    "So Ares, bro, what have you been up to?"

    "You two...always you two. Well, if you were curious to know, I was training and preparing...for war!"

    "Dude, is there ever a day where you're, you know, NOT god of warring? You don't have to live your gimmick 24/7."

    "Coming from you of all people, I believe that's like the Mjolnir calling the Stormbreaker enchanted."

    "Heh. Hey, Ares made a funny!"

    "...Wait what did he say about my mother?!"
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    "And course where there's Ares, there's his faithful steed, Grimlock!"

    "Yep, fresh from another stint at rehab! Still trying to kick that Energon addiction?"

    "GRIMLOCK JUST WANTS ONE MORE SHOT OF GLORIOUS ENERGON. ONE MORE TRIP TO FLAVOR COUNTRY THEN GRIMLOCK GOES STRAIGHT. GRIMLOCK PROMISE!"

    "Oh dude, I can't wait for your episode of Intervention to air on A&E."




    "Mega Man, buddy...I heard there's gonna be a new Marvel vs Capcom this year....with Mega Man X. Haha, tough break dude."

    "Bite me, HYDRA Man! I get more robot ass in one day than you ever will in a lifetime!"

    "Gross. Who'd want to have sex with a robot?"

    "What?! It was only once and she was an LMD. A very hot LMD!"




    "Bob, what the hell is this?! Is this supposed to be Apocalypse?!"

    "Uh..yeah. You see, the complete Apocalypse build a figure is like freakin' expensive on eBay. This was the best Purps could do with his budget."

    "FOOLS! THOUGH I AM BUT A LEG, I AM STILL FAR BEYOND THE LIKES OF YOU ANTS!"

    "I guess you can say this is the...AppendAGE of Apocalypse. Oh yeah!"

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    "Well if it isn't my favorite henchman/lackeys/minions/cannon fodder/goons, Bob & Karl!"

    "C'mon Deadpool, we asked you not to refer to us as goons. It's such a degrading word."

    "Not even Thorpooling up for the reunion special? What's up with that, bro?"

    "There will be plenty of time for that. It's all about representing the Deadpool Brand right now. I had a number one movie, you know. Golden Globe nominated too."

    "Yes...we know. CoughstilllosttoRyanGoslingCough"

    "You're just gonna walk around without the mask?"

    "Of course! Gotta strike while the iron is hot! This is the face of Hollywood right now. In fact, the studio even insured my visage with Lloyds of London. The more mangled the better!"

    "Well....good for you, Mr. Wilson."

    "Wait a sec...didn't you say a few years back that if I ever have a number 1 movie, you and Karl would--"

    "OKAYmovingalongnowe'lltalktoyoulatermuchmuchlater maybenotevensobutwhateverbyeDeadpool!"


    "And look who it is! The co-host of Traitor Game X. The All-Father himself, Odin!"

    "We are incredibly honored having you here for this special event, All-Father."

    "Totally. We know you've been rather busy trying to kill super hot chick Thor so we really appreciate you taking time out to attend the reunion."

    "I'm sure you have some great memories from the game. Care to share any?"



    "Go **** thyselves."

    "Well that wasn't nice. That wasn't nice at all."

    "Are you surprised? Crazy old fart's been obsessed with trying to kill super hot chick Thor for the better part of 2 years!"


    "And since we spoke to one co-host, it's only fitting to have a word with the other co-host, Hela herself!"

    "I'll take care of this, Karlos. Hela and I, we got a history."

    "I knew you were gonna say that. That's why I brought some popcorn."

    "Hela baby, your Knight in Shining Spandex is here!"



    "Swine!"

    "Owww...I think she knocked off half my teeth!"

    "Oooh yeah, she totally did. That sucks. Popcorn?"

    "....."
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    "Well alright, we met up with everyone and Bob's picked up all the teeth that Hela knocked off. Let's get this reunion started off right. Odin, would you be so kind as to provide maybe a blessing of sorts for this event?"

    "Go **** th---"

    "Ok ok, nevermind. Jeez, gravitas my ass. Well somebody's gotta do this. Hey!



    Batman! You should totally kick things off with the opening toast!"


    "...Hmm? Me?"

    "C'mon, bro! Don't just stand there brooding in the shadows. You're a legend here in the Traitor Games! Nobody has died as many times as you!"


    "......."

    "What idiot was trying to say here is, it would be a tremendous honor if someone as respected as you could give us a toast for this Traitor Game's anniversary."

    "So get on with it already, Clooney! B-T-dubs, is that new body armor? The armor nipples are out of control!"

    "....Fine, fine. I'll do it. Everybody raise a glass.

    A toast to the 10th Anniversary of the Traitor Game: I'll Take Valhalla. Drink up."


    "...Really phoning it in huh, Bats?"

    "Listen, I---ack!"



    "Oh dear. I think he's dead....again."

    "The hell was in his wine?"




    "Hello, has anybody seen my cup of poisonous wi---oh my.

    Whoops. My bad."



    (Studio Audience Laughter)


    "Loki my son...you did it again!"

    "*BARUPA* Who else but Loki!"
    *BARUPA* Who else but Loki!"

    "Thaaaaaat's me!"
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    AND LO, THERE SHALL BE
    THE TRAITOR GAME X: I'LL TAKE VALHALLA
    REUNION SPECIAL!


    Quote Originally Posted by Karl
    "And so the reunion special went without a hitch.

    Well...for the most part...."



    "Wait, I got it. You're Spider-Girl 2099!"

    "Gonna have to disagree with you there, Bob. She's clearly the New Universe Spider-Girl."

    "Oh for the love of...."

    "Mr. Wilson...bro...that's Spider-Girl 2099."

    "Bob...dude....it's New Universe Spider-Girl."

    "2099!"

    "New Universe!"

    "ENOUGH OF THIS MINDLESS CHATTER! The disrespect you are displaying is appalling!"

    "Thank you, All-Father."

    "....But seriously, you are the female clone Parker child from the Ultimate Universe, yes?"

    "UNBELIEVABLE!"


    Quote Originally Posted by Karl
    "Eventually, things cooled down. And what better way to break the ice than to pop open some of Asgard's finest alcoholic beverages!"



    "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"
    "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"

    "PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT! THE LEG OF EN SABAH NUR IS NOT TO BE TREATED AS A DRINKING VESSEL! THIS IS BEYOND DEGRADING!"


    Quote Originally Posted by Karl
    "And let me tell you this...Ares is actually one HECKUVA guy once he's nice and plastered. A bit competitive too, but that's ok."



    "C'mon, Karl! Put some mustard into it! Don't you go to the gym at all?!"

    "I'm an Engineer, Bob! Gyms pay me to stay away!"

    "Regardless, I think we got Ares on the ropes."

    "All I am saying is, the God of War would be perfect for your film's sequel."

    "You know what? You're not wrong, big guy. Plus I've been looking for a replacement for Colossus. Ruskie's gone Hollywood, turning into a big prima donna after the movie dropped."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karl
    "Things really got rolling once, of all people, Hela wheeled out the karaoke machine."



    "It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!"

    "Y-M-C-A!"
    "Y-M-C-A!"
    "Y-M-C-A!"
    "Y-M-C-A!"

    "It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!"



    Quote Originally Posted by Karl
    "Which just goes to show you that karaoke is the true key to uniting the Multiverse."



    "I said WAR! Huh, good god..."

    "What is it good for?"
    "What is it good for?"
    "What is it good for?"
    "What is it good for?"

    "Absolutely EVERYTHING! Sing it again!"



    Quote Originally Posted by Karl
    "Of course, Deadpool had to be a bit of a dick when the pizzas came."



    "Dude, that's messed up! I haven't even gotten one slice!"

    "Yeah, we're starving here! I'll eat anything at this point.

    By the way, is that a new robotic arm, Mega Man?"


    "I....have to go to the little robots room."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karl
    "However, not everything was fun and games. There was that serious moment when we held a surprise intervention for Grimlock to address his Energon addiction once and for all."



    "The Energon changes you, Grimlock. I long to see once again the faithful compatriot I shared the battlefield with when we fought those intergalactic hillbillies."

    "FRIEND ARES IS RIGHT. THIS IS JUST THE PUSH GRIMLOCK NEEDED."

    "Isn't this amazing, Bob? Don't you just feel a sense of fulfillment when you truly help out a friend in need?"

    "ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz...."


    Quote Originally Posted by Karl
    SIGH "Leave it to Bob to ruin the moment...."




    "GIVE GRIMLOCK THE ENERGON!"

    "KARL!!! HELP!!!!"

    "You can forget it, Bob. All that progress down the drain!"


    Quote Originally Posted by Karl
    "Then things got a bit weird..."



    "Ok, so one time, my blaster got caught in Samus' blaster. I think we technically did it. Is that weird?"

    "YES!"
    "YES!"
    "YES!"
    "YES!"
    "YES!"
    "AYE!"
    "YES!"
    "YES!"
    "NO.....I mean yes."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karl
    "A bit confrontational too..."



    "SWINE!"

    "Ooof!"


    Quote Originally Posted by Karl
    "And just a wee bit political..."



    "When the All-Father reclaims the throne, we are going to make Asgard Glorious Again! We're going to build a Bifrost Wall that will keep our enemies from invading the Golden City! And we'll make those Frost Giants pay for the wall too!"

    "Sound familiar?"

    "Captain America?"

    "Exactly."


    Quote Originally Posted by Karl
    "Gotta love topical humor, right? Anyway, it was a very tense situation, I admit. But leave it to Bob to always lighten up the mood when the need arises."



    "Idiot mortal! How dare you call Frigga a MILF!"

    "ACK!"
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    "And so overall I think the reunion was a rousing success. We had some ups and some downs, but everyone here had a great time."

    "Hm? Hm? Wh-where am I? Am I dead? Am I...in Hel?"

    "No, Bob. Odin's lightning was only set to stun. You're not dead, and you're certainly not in Hel."



    "Good...cause honestly, I'd rather be in Hela, amiright? Ha, you gotta bump this!"

    "Uh..."



    "SWINE!"

    "Ooof!"

    "...Yeah. So on behalf of myself and the unconscious Bob over there, we want to thank you for taking this stroll down memory lane with us. We'll see you back here for the 20th anniversary of TGX...you know, if CBR doesn't reset again."




    AND SO ENDS THE EPIC
    TRAITOR GAME X: I'LL TAKE VALHALLA 10TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL!
    BUT WORRY NOT!
    BOB & KARL WILL RETURN!
    WHEN MARVEL RELAUNCHES WITH...
    MARVEL MORE NOW THAN EVER BEFORE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Purple Skull View Post
    AND SO ENDS THE EPIC
    TRAITOR GAME X: I'LL TAKE VALHALLA 10TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL!
    BUT WORRY NOT!
    BOB & KARL WILL RETURN!
    WHEN MARVEL RELAUNCHES WITH...
    MARVEL MORE NOW THAN EVER BEFORE!
    Some words from Goombella


    "Great job, guys. But yeah, she's totally the Spider-Girl who's Peter Parker's daughter ... at least in some universes."

    "I know. Kinda hard to believe ten years have gone by since I first turned up in the Traitor Games in Traitor Game 8, and it's been nearly that long since I turned up again in Traitor Game 10. Wonder if that Purple Skull guy could find a good action figure for me."

    "So yeah, Chris has been using the same pics for me for ten years. I guess we should find some new ones for variety's sake, y'know? Anyway, it's been fun being a part of the Traitor Games since the first year, even the gnarly moments. And Traitor Game 10 was fun for me, too. I got to do tattles, and get zombies to dance and sing calypso songs, and help beat a few Nazi supervillains. With help from Spider-Girl and some special guest stars, of course. The game totally had a really wild finale, but I think we, like, had a lot of fun with it."


    "Well, I'm totally rambling at this point so I guess I'd better wrap it up. So, like, happy anniversary to the Traitor Games. I don't know what the future holds, but we've certainly had some good times, y'know? So long for now, till we meet again."

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    Genius as always, Purps! Bravo!

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    AND SO RELEASE
    THE BONUS PICTURES!



    And cause I really did take a crapload of pictures, here are some of my favorite pictures that weren't used for the reunion special



    How I forgot to include the limbo game scene I'll never know. Ah well, at you can make up your own dialogue here.

    And the rest are the "Photo booth" pics:



    Cave buddies!



    Team Badass!
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    Mega Man & Spider-Girl ready for action!



    Cause I just couldn't resist a good ol' fashioned American Gothic homage.



    Uhh...yeah. Pretty self-explanatory.
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    And of course, no group shot is complete without the JLI homage. "Wanna make somethin' of it" indeed!
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