Killing Bigfoot. Again!

[Don C]

Hypothetical situation: You're hunting in the woods with your new .50 caliber and as you look through your rifle scope, you see a frickin' Bigfoot. Now, there is a 10 million dollar reward for definite proof of Bigfoot, and this is your chance to become rich. Would you kill Bigfoot to become rich?

For ten mil there isn't a whole lot on this planet that I wouldn't kill.

[Mormel]

For ten mil there isn't a whole lot on this planet that I wouldn't kill.

Baby Sasquatch disagrees!



D'awwwww...

[Cotton]

Too risky, it would probably turn out to be an escaped Orangutan or something. Don't think I would get any money in the end, so why bother?

And also, in this hypothetical situation, you also spent years training to become an excellent shot. So if you pull the trigger you would definitely kill it.

Edit: and also definitely Bigfoot in this hypothetical situation.

[Jodoc]

And also, in this hypothetical situation, you also spent years training to become an excellent shot. So if you pull the trigger you would definitely kill it.

Edit: and also definitely Bigfoot in this hypothetical situation.

So it's a clean kill; one shot, and Bigfoot doesn't suffer, right? And he's not intelligent. And he doesn't have a family, no mate or kids left behind. And. . .

Oh, who am I kidding?

For ten mil there isn't a whole lot on this planet that I wouldn't kill.

This.

[Cotton]

What would you do?

This is my answer:

I would probably be overtaken by its majestic nature and couldn't bring myself to pull the trigger, even if it were for 10 million dollars, but it would probably attack me and I would have to kill it. And if I had to kill it because it was attacking me, I wouldn't be above claiming the reward.

[Stony]

This is my answer:

I would probably be overtaken by its majestic nature and couldn't bring myself to pull the trigger, even if it were for 10 million dollars,

*sniff*
you beautiful unicorn you

but it would probably attack me and I would have to kill it. And if I had to kill it because it was attacking me, I wouldn't be above claiming the reward.

enh, maybe not so much...

[From The Shadows]

Never would. I get annoyed when hunters kill rare creatures, well the ones that weren't faked.

[Charmed]

Baby Sasquatch disagrees!



D'awwwww...

Kill it with eggs before it lays fire D:

[Cotton]

Kill it with eggs before it lays fire D:

Then claim the 10 million dollar reward!

[Charmed]

Then claim the 10 million dollar reward!

Bigfoot should be hugged not shot.
But that thing? It shouldn't be allowed to breathe the air of other humans. Kill it while it's young.

[Pharozonk]

Baby Sasquatch disagrees!



D'awwwww...

That thing is terrifyingly adorable.

[Cotton]

Bigfoot should be hugged not shot.
But that thing? It shouldn't be allowed to breathe the air of other humans. Kill it while it's young.

Unless it was overcome with bloodlust and attacks you!!!

[Saffron]

Natch. You have to kill the beast if it's coming right for us.

[Charmed]

Unless it was overcome with bloodlust and attacks you!!!

Then I'll give it an even bigger hug.

[Cotton]

Then I'll give it an even bigger hug.

Yes a hug from inside the stomach of the bloodlusted creature after it devours you!!!