Conan the Cimmerian in Westeros

[HFMM]

Robert E. Howard book version.

He starts off in King's Landing. During the beginning of GoT. What happens?

[big_adventure]

Robert E. Howard book version.

He starts off beyond the wall. During the beginning of GoT. What happens?

He likely becomes King Beyond the Wall ahead of Mance, and contents himself there. He really wasn't into conquest or anything, and as long as nobody screws with him or his peeps, he'll pretty much ignore what goes on in Westeros.

[The Drunkard Kid]

He likely becomes King Beyond the Wall ahead of Mance, and contents himself there. He really wasn't into conquest or anything, and as long as nobody screws with him or his peeps, he'll pretty much ignore what goes on in Westeros.

Well, there are the Others and possibly something else out there that's driving all the Wildlings across the Wall despite all the hardship.

Of course, now whatever is behind all that has to deal with Conan, so they'll probably be the ones seeking asylum from Westeros this time around.

[HFMM]

He likely becomes King Beyond the Wall ahead of Mance, and contents himself there. He really wasn't into conquest or anything, and as long as nobody screws with him or his peeps, he'll pretty much ignore what goes on in Westeros.

So... you're saying to drop him off in King's Landing. Done.

[StupidMoniker]

Conan would be the top fighter around, so should have no problem leading a Bronn-like existence. Without a power base, there isn't much he can do to have a far reaching effect.

[Radical]

Why do I see King Joffrey getting drop-kicked out of his castle like a field goal?

[Tangent Man]

Why do I see King Joffrey getting drop-kicked out of his castle like a field goal?

Does Conan have to stop with just the one Lannister?

[Drz]

Victarion Greyjoy would be a smarter man, that's the answer. :b

[Radical]

Does Conan have to stop with just the one Lannister?

Good point; I would be surprised if the whole palace wasn't on fire when he was done.

[HFMM]

Conan would be the top fighter around, so should have no problem leading a Bronn-like existence. Without a power base, there isn't much he can do to have a far reaching effect.

You know, I would totally watch a spin off about the adventures of Tyrion and Conan.

[HFMM]

Good point; I would be surprised if the whole palace wasn't on fire when he was done.

I agree, pretty much anyone who goes decide to go the direct approach with Conan will cease to exist. Which will put him on people radar.

So how does Conan deal with the true players? The likes of Little Fingers, and Lord Varys.

[Slade1]

So how does Conan deal with the true players? The likes of Little Fingers, and Lord Varys.

The same way he deals with everyone else. He bludgeons them to death.

[HFMM]

The same way he deals with everyone else. He bludgeons them to death.

Great... Now I have this mental image of Conan pummeling Little Fingers, using Lord Varys as the bludgeoning tool.

[Slade1]

Great... Now I have this mental image of Conan pummeling Little Fingers, using Lord Varys as the bludgeoning tool.

That's exactly how Conan rolls.

[The Drunkard Kid]

Conan would be the top fighter around, so should have no problem leading a Bronn-like existence. Without a power base, there isn't much he can do to have a far reaching effect.

Fortunately, he does have a power base. It's called "Conan of Cimmeria."