Silver Surfer vs Earth's Mightiest Heroes

[Matt the Manly]

Norrin Radd wakes up one day and decides to blow up the earth
Reed somehow manages to learn of his intentions and assembles a team of earth's mightiest heroes to take him down
Considering the consequences of yet another attack on Marvel New York for a change, He teleports the lot of them to an unbreakable solar system sized dimensional sphere that cant be escaped from

1) Thor ( worthy)
2) Hulk
3) Namor( in a special speedo designed by Reed that keeps him hydrated at all times and is immune to transmutation)
4) Hyperion
5) Gladiator
6) Blue Marvel


There's a catch though
Reed's outfitted everyone with a version of his time dilation ignoring belts, that makes their speed exactly equal to surfers and anyone who cant teleport is outfitted with a teleporter that again, cant be affected by Norrin . Also Norrin can't depower Banner cause Reeds injected him with umm....special gamma steroids that negate surfer's energy draining. oh and Gladiator cant be depowered either cause Reed's sprayed his Mohawk with some more of that " Surfer can't effect this ****" stuff.. oh and the belts are also non- transmutable

However...
Through his cosmic awareness , Surfer has come to know that the sphere is not unbreakable after all but can be broken through.....with the energy released by the death of earth's mightiest heroes!

So can Norrin break free and wipe out the earth?

[Matt the Manly]

Oh yeah and Gladiator doesn't get a belt cuz ...he's not really got anything to do with earth come to think of it. Plus he's got hairspray already

[PennyD]

Dude why aren't your writing for Marvel!!!!!????

[Matt the Manly]

dude why aren't your writing for marvel!!!!!????

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[big_adventure]

By making them speed-equal, and giving Glads resistance to being kryptonited (what else would one call his weakness to a special radiation that the Surfer himself found?), Glads can simply engage Norrin and keep him busy (Current, speed-equal planet-buster and planet-buster-resist-er Hyperion is also well capable of that), while Thor plot-devices some energy-drainage with Mjolnir. The hammer has certainly drained and restrained cosmic energies, and bigger sources than the Surfer, before - he just used the hammer to drain and redirect freaking Exitar's energy after slicing him open with Jarnbjorn. Sure, the energy got hijacked by Kang, but Mjolnir still did the deed. I'd give this to the Earthers based on that.

He'd still be likely to beat any of these guys one-on-one, but against protected Glads, Thor and Hyperion, speed-equal, he's going to be in trouble.

[Matt the Manly]

By making them speed-equal, and giving Glads resistance to being kryptonited (what else would one call his weakness to a special radiation that the Surfer himself found?), Glads can simply engage Norrin and keep him busy (Current, speed-equal planet-buster and planet-buster-resist-er Hyperion is also well capable of that), while Thor plot-devices some energy-drainage with Mjolnir. The hammer has certainly drained and restrained cosmic energies, and bigger sources than the Surfer, before - he just used the hammer to drain and redirect freaking Exitar's energy after slicing him open with Jarnbjorn. Sure, the energy got hijacked by Kang, but Mjolnir still did the deed. I'd give this to the Earthers based on that.

He'd still be likely to beat any of these guys one-on-one, but against protected Glads, Thor and Hyperion, speed-equal, he's going to be in trouble.

Well Surfer can keep phasing out of their attacks, mess with their internal organs, and create black holes, or even trap them in his board

[Anarchist]

Well, Thor at least has been shown to be able to evade a black hole
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/...7182-16390.jpg

And Gladiator, for whats it's worth, has been stated by his son to have ripped them apart once.

[Matt the Manly]

Heck everyone here can " evade " one given they have teleporters
Problem is pretty soon, Surfer is going to fill up the entire sphere with black holes
Surfer can survive inside one, can the others?

Maybe Gladiator and Hyperion can, but its obviously a better option to take him down before he does this

[Captain Morgan]

Well, Thor at least has been shown to be able to evade a black hole
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/...7182-16390.jpg

And Gladiator, for whats it's worth, has been stated by his son to have ripped them apart once.

That shows Thor skirting the black hole and avoiding the event horizon. Having one opened in his face is a bit different.

I also don't buy Thor draining a Celestial in any meaningful way, barring Exitar like.. Basically allowing it to happen. It seems such a sequence is either SMvsFL or needs to be contextualized.

Thor is still the MVP here since he is the only counter for Surfer's versatility. The bricks can try and dog pile him but the guy can go intangible. The big problem is Thor has no feats for tanking black holes. Surfer opens one, a good chunk of the enemy team is going down. Gladiator MIGHT be able to but Surfer can handle him via transmutation one on one.

[Pendaran]

The hammer has certainly drained and restrained cosmic energies, and bigger sources than the Surfer, before - he just used the hammer to drain and redirect freaking Exitar's energy after slicing him open with Jarnbjorn

Considering how Odin himself did vs Celestials, that's kinda crap, or you're arguing that mjolnir operates on the scale of the Celestials, which would also be, crap.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

Considering how Odin himself did vs Celestials, that's kinda crap, or you're arguing that mjolnir operates on the scale of the Celestials, which would also be, crap.

He's arguing that Thor Axe'd Exitar a question.

Really wanted to say that.

[Anarchist]

Always love it when we come to the point of discussing the continuity and logic-defiying madness that is Jarnbjorn.

[Pendaran]

Always love it when we come to the point of discussing the continuity and logic-defiying madness that is Jarnbjorn.

I don't even know what you mean. Odin just sort of forgot in his centuries upon centuries of prep to fight the Celestials that he had a Celestial killing axe and was more powerful than them the whole time.

He probably got really, really high that time he otherwise went to go fight them, that's all.

Listen man, when you're Odin, you have the hookups for the really primo ****.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

Huffin' his own amnesia dust caught up with him.

[The Drunkard Kid]

I notice that only the belts are immune to transmutation, and not, for instance, the actual bodies of everyone except Thor/Mjolnir who are the only things on that side which have some/major resistance to transmutation.

So yeah, everyone except Thor gets turned into peanut butter cups at the bell, then Thor/Surfer duke it out at even speeds. Surfer should probably have enough stats to just flat out demolish him in terms of strength and durability going by standard showings (but then again, inexplicable Celestial-killing axe might neutralize that advantage), but Mjolnir might be able to drain his power before he can land a serious hit on the Odinson due to the latter's greater experience with melee combat against people in his own speed tier.