Uncanny X-Men v3 #31 Review and Spoilers

[DurararaFTW]

Maybe Bendis'll have Old Man Logan kill her. He's lucked his way into killing similiar impossibly powerful allies.

[Narasinha]

Guess it will never be resolved or Bendis will use another cheap way out to prevent that from happening.

Oh, wait, I just realized that Bendis already has his cheap way out: Secret Wars is coming and there wont be a "past" that could be altered after as the new universe will be a result of bit and pieces of various alternate realities.

[Fokken]

Eva is being tailored to be the X-Men's Kang the Conqueror. hehe

[Beezzi]

Eva is being tailored to be the X-Men's Kang the Conqueror. hehe

Yeah, but at least she looks better in a mini-skirt.

[AcesX1X]

i'm sorry but this feels incredibly rushed and not how the story was originally suppose to go. guess we can blame bendis exciting new job that he abandoned the x-men for. thanks for nothing.

[turin]

For Christ's sake. Six months of nothing -.-

[xpyred]

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[AgentFelix]

I don't think Bendis thought that in-depth about it...He just needed Eva's powers to be a quick fix to a problem he had. The implications of this is gonna drive canon geeks crazy for years to come. Wait...maybe that's Bendis' legacy.

Ehhhh, as a self proclaimed one, you can at least explain BMB's away. Remender's the one that hurts me intestinally.

[jgprime]

Is it me or was every character in the Jean Grey School for mu-twats plus Eva Bell a patronising wanker during this entire issue? "Ehr mah ged, I fucking hate you Scott. Why did you try to save that mutant?!"

Feckin SHIELD is responsible for killing Scott, Ilyana and Malloy gets the blame?

Eva teams up with Charles to make sure one of the strongest mutants in history is not born? How the fuck is this something an X-Man would do? What the hell?

I really hope that Scott is included in Bendis' long-term plans, because as of right now he's the only mutant I would recognise as an X-Man. I hope he gets his shit together and ultimately shows the X-Morons the revolution he's capable of.

[Beezzi]

i'm sorry but this feels incredibly rushed and not how the story was originally suppose to go. guess we can blame bendis exciting new job that he abandoned the x-men for. thanks for nothing.

Oh no this was the plan - this is why Eva Bell was created at the start with this specific set of powers.

And it's funking awful and lazy...

Could Uncanny X-Men v3 #31 be the trolliest single comic in X history?

No Havok and Scott face-off.

No climax.

Nothing happened, it's the shower scene in Dallas...

[DurararaFTW]

Bendis' long-term plans, because as of right now he's the only mutant I would recognise as an X-Man.

Good chance that Bendis is almost done on X-books.

[Viteh]

So BOTA was pointless, that arc in ANXM after the Trial was pointless. Did Xavier even ask about the 05?

[Slant]

They really do try to blame Cyclops for everything.

[Songbird/Diamondback]

...are the X-Men villains now?

Cause this is supervillain shit right here!

[Viteh]

And what exactly has Scott done that's so bad? Killing Xavier? Pretty sure he did a favor to the world.