Originally Posted by
Sharpandpointies
Angry Hulk, when confronted by seemingly unthreatening things like children, puppy dogs, and old men, tends to stand there and scream at them a bit before doing anything. Sometimes he even listens to them so he can yell back how miffed he is.
Saruman wouldn't need to just pop up in front of him, after all. So I can totally see it running like this (remember, Magic Voice of Persuasion here):
*Hulk rampaging*
[Saruman] *shouting from a distance when the noise level dies down for a second* Hulk! Hulk, over here!
[Hulk] RAAAARGHWHYYOUKNOWHULK'SNAME!?
[Saruman] You've been shouting it...lots. Please, Hulk. I just want to speak to you!
[Hulk] ARGLEBARGLE! *leaps over and lands in front of Saruman* RAAAARGHYOUWANTOHURTHULK?!
[Saruman] *obviously wetting his pants and being at his most placating, which is saying a lot* No, Hulk, please...I'm just an old man who wants to talk.
[Hulk] RAAAA...WHY SHOULD HULK LISTEN? EVERYONE HATE HULK! BIG EYE NEED TO BE BLACKENED! HULK ANGRY!
[Saruman] Hulk...I want to help you. I don't hate you. I understand how this makes you angry.
[Hulk] YES! HULK ANGRY...HULK...WHY THEY NO LEAVE HULK ALONE?!
[Saruman] I can help with that. Follow me, Hulk. Over here. Just over here. See? Nobody.
[Hulk] PUNY OLD MAN NOT TRY TO TRICK HULK?
[Saruman] *shocked* No, never! I am an old man, a victim of those creatures that attacked you. Those ugly...weak...creatures that attacked you. I want to help you, Hulk.
[Hulk] HULK...Hulk listen. Any tricks, Hulk smash.
[Saruman] *looks out over the ruins around them* Yes. I imagine you would. No tricks, Hulk. *smiles* I promise.