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  1. 03-19-2015, 03:54 PM #1
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    Default Who *cant* Karate Kid beat?

    Just like the topic says. Who can't this martial arts monster beat no matter what miracle he pulls out f his butt?
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  2. 03-19-2015, 04:08 PM #2
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    Maybe novel D, who will just reveal ANOTHER vampire power or rewrite the Akashic records so that Val never existed
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  3. 03-19-2015, 04:11 PM #3
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    Nothing he can do against Giorno w/ arrow, who will just subconsciously lolnope any attack:
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    :Points to himself:

    Val;Who the Hell are you?

    Chou: The Chou.


    Val: But I know all Kung Fu of the 31st Century, I can beat kryptontians and Daxamites.

    Chou; I could rip them in half if I felt like it. HellI could pile drive a guy who can eat worlds. Plus know all your Kung Fu and all Kung Fu that has ever existed.


    Val:*Cries*


    Chou: Damn right.
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  5. 03-19-2015, 04:36 PM #5
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    He can't beat Galactus. Those twinkle toed fancy moves are all fine and dandy but when it comes down to it, nothing quite tops a Cosmic Suplex
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    Scott Steiner, the numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for him at Sacrifice.
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    there is only one man who's skills surpass, NAY, dwarf val's in every way.

    he is the top of the mountain.

    the final boss.

    CBR's only undefeated champion!!

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    If Constantine invites him over for Pizza, that's it.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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  9. 03-19-2015, 04:42 PM #9
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    Karate Kid can't beat Nemesis Kid.
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    deathbattle chuck norris and segata sanshiro take him to school.



    and how did brock lesnar jump on my post?
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  11. 03-19-2015, 04:57 PM #11
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    A martial arts expert from the 32nd Century, who has mastered a completely new type of martial art that trumps all pre-32nd Century martial arts.

    *sigh*

    That's so going to happen one day, isn't it?
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  12. 03-19-2015, 05:09 PM #12
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    Could Sharp's wife take Val in a fight?
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  13. 03-19-2015, 05:18 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tanrage View Post
    Could Sharp's wife take Val in a fight?
    i know very few beings who can match sharp's wife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TerryAce View Post
    Maybe novel D, who will just reveal ANOTHER vampire power or rewrite the Akashic records so that Val never existed
    Nah, Val can retroactively undue his own death. Nonexistence isn't much of a stretch.
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  15. 03-19-2015, 05:33 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yeoman View Post
    Nah, Val can retroactively undue his own death. Nonexistence isn't much of a stretch.
    That was actually Braniac 5 somehow plucking him out of the pre crisis era.
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