Who *cant* Karate Kid beat?

[T51R]

By which he means "grind his bones into tea".

Sharpie just drank Val. Without noticing it. Which is seriously badass in its own right. :P jk

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

Sharpie just drank Val. Without noticing it. Which is seriously badass in its own right. :P jk

It would explain why his mustache deflects galaxy busters, honestly.

[Dr Will Hatch]

Zach Morris from Saved By The Bell? He can stop time.

[The Dog]

Uchiha Itachi. No matter what Val brings against him, he will dodge it, and eventually pull out a new Sharingan move named after a Shinto deity to defeat Val that has two uses, one of which just so happens to make it perfect for defeating Val.

Probably a lightning bolt that keeps following the target like the Omega Effect until it hits them. Or a technique that causes all taijutsu-based damage to be reflected off the user onto the attacker (like Hidan's technique, but infinitely better because it doesn't require the target's blood, a ritual, or a circle so it can be negated by getting the user to step outside of it).

[Bluekey]

Death from family guy

[T51R]

Roronoa Zoro. Because "Nothing happened."

Also, Asura. Because Val has no feats for going up against someone that fast, that strong, with that much offensive power.

[Sharpandpointies]

By which he means "grind his bones into tea".

Sharpie just drank Val. Without noticing it. Which is seriously badass in its own right. :P jk

It would explain why his mustache deflects galaxy busters, honestly.

O_o

This is going some weird places, I tell you. ^_^

[KingEli]

Gentlemen...I believe this is a 'Party Time' situation.

I don't know what's mor awesome: Val using 31th century Hardcore Wrestling or The Legion fighting over the WWF Hardcore Title with the 24/7 rule in effect.

[Yeoman]

Uchiha Itachi. No matter what Val brings against him, he will dodge it, and eventually pull out a new Sharingan move named after a Shinto deity to defeat Val that has two uses, one of which just so happens to make it perfect for defeating Val.

Probably a lightning bolt that keeps following the target like the Omega Effect until it hits them. Or a technique that causes all taijutsu-based damage to be reflected off the user onto the attacker (like Hidan's technique, but infinitely better because it doesn't require the target's blood, a ritual, or a circle so it can be negated by getting the user to step outside of it).

Ah, but Val will figure out how he does it and add it to his massive list of Karates.

[The Dog]

Ah, but Val will figure out how he does it and add it to his massive list of Karates.

Except he can't, because it's not a martial arts move. It's what is essentially a superpower that requires being an Uchiha with the super special Sharingan eyeball of 1000 Deus ex Machina.

[master of read]

bobobo.

there is literally nothing he can do to stop bobobo.

[Yeoman]

Except he can't, because it's not a martial arts move. It's what is essentially a superpower that requires being an Uchiha with the super special Sharingan eyeball of 1000 Deus ex Machina.

I know. But neither is retroactively ducking something that hit you square in the chest. Val will learn it anyway.

[T51R]

bobobo.

there is literally nothing he can do to stop bobobo.

He learns Orochi Karate, and his body turns into one drawn by Keisuke Itagaki. Which causes even Bobobo to choke on his own vomit(along with everybody else)

[The Dog]

I know. But neither is retroactively ducking something that hit you square in the chest. Val will learn it anyway.

Sure it is. It's an advanced form from Deja Fu, in which you feel like you've been hit with that attack before, after which you learned to dodge it. So you do.

[Eternal Torment]

I don't know what's mor awesome: Val using 31th century Hardcore Wrestling or The Legion fighting over the WWF Hardcore Title with the 24/7 rule in effect.

With his Legion flight ring, Val can elbow drop somebody from orbit!