It starts out with Deadpool and Liz having a heart to heart near the campfire away from everyone else but it ends with his BO killing the mood.  (It could have been worse, it could have been his BM).
The next day, everyone is heading out to the Deadpool free zone when suddenly a bunch of Cavalry Samurai Deadpool wielding assault rifles strode by. (I like that one of them is wielding what looks like a Naginata or a Halberd. That almost balances out the fact that SAMURAIS are wielding ASSAULT RIFLES but hey screw tradition, right?) 
Deadpool kicks off one of the fakers and pilfers a Katana and uses it to innovate a new version of polo. He blasted in the chest while Liz decides to help bust some heads. In the background some people are captured, and others are killed. Finally, our Deadpool gets trampled by horses and his head crushed while Liz is captured. Fade to Black…
Deadpool wakes up locked up in a carriage/cage with Liz and a few others and is not happy that Fearless Defenders was cancelled before his sexy guest appearance.
Liz comments that her family managed to get away. They arrive in a Deadpool city where the other Pools plan to reprocess him to make more Pools. Deadpool looks like Liz and basically says that neither of them are dying but the rest of prisoners probably will. When the door opens, he does his rendition of a 70’s kung fu film and rips that Pool’s eyes out. He and Liz start carving out a “Psycho Path” (His pun, not mine) while the other prisoners die.
During the carnage, Liz comes to the realization that she can’t fully trust “Her” Deadpool. They wind up in a church with numerous priestpools talking about the different sects: Kelly, Duggan, Posehn, Nicieza, Simone, Remender, Way, and Bunn (and the issue ends).
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Return of the Living Deadpool #3 Spoilers
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