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  1. 04-16-2015, 07:36 AM #1
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    Default Elsa VS Guts

    Like it says on the tin.

    Standard Khazan Arena match between two people with the same number of letters in their names...Elsa VS Guts, the Black Swordsman.

    Whoever wins gets to not fight KENSHIRO next week, so they'll be pretty motivated to win.

    Who takes it!
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    Elsa had arrow-timing feats. but here she needs to stop Arm-Cannon to the face basically.

    If she can do that, she has a chance (though not a good one perhaps). If not, well, mangled and killed.
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    Elsa's best bet is an immediate area of effect freezing. Because once Guts within his version of melee range, it's doubleplusnotgood for her
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    Quote Originally Posted by Postmania View Post
    - arrow-timing feats -
    You use this just to honk me off, don't you?
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    Guts wins by telling Elsa his life story, which incapacitates Elsa by forcing her to violently throw up in horror. For hours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dog View Post
    Guts wins by telling Elsa his life story, which incapacitates Elsa by forcing her to violently throw up in horror. For hours.
    Elsa wins by singing her song, prompting Guts to give up his violent quest and leaving it behind him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuro View Post
    Elsa wins by singing her song, prompting Guts to give up his violent quest and leaving it behind him.
    She won't be singing anything after vomiting her lungs out...right after hearing how Guts tells her how he was born.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuro View Post
    Elsa wins by singing her song, prompting Guts to give up his violent quest and leaving it behind him.
    That won't work. Because I have no doubt that putting an earworm of a song in his head will piss him off even more than trying to get him to stop the only thing he really has to look forward to in endless tsunami of shit that he calls his life.
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    The big irony is the author of Berzerk has stated he plots a happy ending for Gutts, given how grim dark that is, not sure how happy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Chou Lives View Post
    The big irony is the author of Berzerk has stated he plots a happy ending for Gutts, given how grim dark that is, not sure how happy.
    IKR? What's Muira's version of happy, everyone only getting raped HALF to death?
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    Well, tbh, I think the main problem(I mean, aside from the Apostles, the God Hand, the Idea of Evil, Griffith and a good chunk of the world wanting him dead) for Guts is dealing with the lingering side-effects of the Berserker armor. Maybe when he makes it back to Puck's kingdom, they'll be able to help him there.
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    Guts is astronomically faster than Elsa even with the most liberal interpretation of her singular speed feat.

    This is an ugly blitz is what it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Chou Lives View Post
    The big irony is the author of Berzerk has stated he plots a happy ending for Gutts, given how grim dark that is, not sure how happy.
    I don't think there's a way to do it easily, unless there's a way to perform the ending of RahXephon and reset the universe.
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