First, the good news: You find a magic cell phone that enables you to talk to fictional characters!
The bad -- but kind of cool -- news: Their answering machines pick up your message (or send it to voicemail).
What kind of messages would you be greeted with?
I'll start:
Jay & Silent Bob
"Hey, you've reached Jay, and this here's my partner Silent Bob. Say 'hi,' Bob (grunt, followed by Jay chuckling) Y'get it, bitches? 'High, Bob!' (more laughter, now hyena-like cackling) We'd answer the phone, but if you're hearing this we're probably so fuckin' lit we're mistakin' it for a radioactive anaconda or some ****. (slightly muffled voice) Hey, Bob, remember the last time that happened? We wanted to dive under the table, only it had fuckin' melted. Yeah, that **** was awesome. (voice gets clearer again) So, yeah...give us your name, number and why you called, and we'll answer soon as we come down. Oh, yeah -- and if you're a hot bitch, send us your measurements. Snooch to tha nooch. (beep)"