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    Default The Horrible parents meeting club!

    What happens when you take the worst parents in fiction and lock them in a room for 48 hours (with food and drink, I'm not a monster)

    The guests are:

    Gambino (Berserk)

    Orihime's Parents (Bleach)

    Ragyo Kiryuin (Kill La Kill)

    Gendo Ikari (NGE)

    Norman Osborn

    Clay Puppington (Moral Orel)

    Firelord Ozai (Avatar)

    Mallory Archer (Archer)


    (feel free to add more guests I may have missed)

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    David Cain breathes a sigh of relief when he realizes he has been overlooked.

    ...and proceeds to plant explosives all over the outside of the room.
    Why are we here?

    "Superboy Prime (the yelling guy if he needs clarification)..." - Postmania
    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik
    "Why throw punches when you can be making everyone around you sterile mutant corpses?" - Pendaran, regarding Dr. Fate

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    Horrible in what sense?
    Abusive?
    Turning them into spoiled brats?
    Being the wrong role model?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anarchist View Post
    Horrible in what sense?
    Abusive?
    Turning them into spoiled brats?
    Being the wrong role model?
    Physically, emotionally, or sexually abusive. Neglectful too, if it's some extreme neglect

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    So a collection of people who aren't worth the cost of the rope needed to hang them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MidTierHero View Post
    So a collection of people who aren't worth the cost of the rope needed to hang them?

    Exactly right.

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    Most of the people here would probably look at Ragyo, Gambino and Clay and say: "You are horrible, horrible parents and people!" Yes, including Gendo. At least he never raped Shinji or sold Shinji to be raped by someone else.

    Of course, it just goes down the wire from there when people find out that he repeatedly manipulated and traumatized his own son to the point of nihilism, just so he would ultimately erase the world and reunite with his dead wife.
    Ichigo: What even *are* you?!

    Kenpachi: Some say my mother was a train. Some say that I'm a rejected Godzilla monster too strong for the series canon. But everyone says: I'M THE KEEEEENPACHIIIIII!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Len Ikari145 View Post
    Most of the people here would probably look at Ragyo, Gambino and Clay and say: "You are horrible, horrible parents and people!" Yes, including Gendo. At least he never raped Shinji or sold Shinji to be raped by someone else.

    Of course, it just goes down the wire from there when people find out that he repeatedly manipulated and traumatized his own son to the point of nihilism, just so he would ultimately erase the world and reunite with his dead wife.
    See, this is why David Cain gets overlooked.

    And why he blows the place up with everyone in it.

    There's always someone worse.
    Why are we here?

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    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik
    "Why throw punches when you can be making everyone around you sterile mutant corpses?" - Pendaran, regarding Dr. Fate

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    Brian Banner is a worthy addition to the list too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies View Post
    See, this is why David Cain gets overlooked.

    And why he blows the place up with everyone in it.

    There's always someone worse.
    Sounds reasonable, as long as he's in the room with the rest of them. Though he doesn't strike me as the kind of person to particularly care one way or another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anarchist View Post
    Brian Banner is a worthy addition to the list too.
    Totally, especially when you realize he's partly the reason Bruce is the Hulk.

    What odds would you wanna bet he'd last five seconds in there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MidTierHero View Post
    Sounds reasonable, as long as he's in the room with the rest of them. Though he doesn't strike me as the kind of person to particularly care one way or another.
    Cain has shown great remorse over how he treated Cass (well-after the fact, mind, but it's a thing for the more modern Cain that he finally realized he did wrong). He has taken Bruce to task for how he treats the youngsters close to him. He has happily snuck into Gotham to murder a mobster who took a hit out on Cass, commenting about how it's not a great idea to hire a man to kill his own daughter...

    ...and has shown great appreciation for a father's day present Cass gave him, after beating him bloody.

    Setting aside the horrible way he was written in the might-as-well-be-non-canon Batgirl miniseries, I can totally see him going for a freebie to blow up a father who mistreats their children.
    Why are we here?

    "Superboy Prime (the yelling guy if he needs clarification)..." - Postmania
    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik
    "Why throw punches when you can be making everyone around you sterile mutant corpses?" - Pendaran, regarding Dr. Fate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Len Ikari145 View Post
    Most of the people here would probably look at Ragyo, Gambino and Clay and say: "You are horrible, horrible parents and people!" .

    Even OZAI?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radical View Post
    Totally, especially when you realize he's partly the reason Bruce is the Hulk.

    What odds would you wanna bet he'd last five seconds in there?
    Many, considering his last incarnation being a sick amagation of Guilt and Devil Hulk

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    Quote Originally Posted by TerryAce View Post
    Even OZAI?
    Ozai was actually a good father and husband at one point in time according to WoG and even had an island resort solely reserved for vacations with his family.

    You can't say the same for any of the people here.
    Ichigo: What even *are* you?!

    Kenpachi: Some say my mother was a train. Some say that I'm a rejected Godzilla monster too strong for the series canon. But everyone says: I'M THE KEEEEENPACHIIIIII!!!!

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