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    Default Each of the following are engaged in a head-butt tournament.

    How long does each one last?

    Each one takes turns head-butting their opponent.

    Rules:

    They can brace themselves for the impact.
    No dodging – they have to take the hit.
    Natural abilities only – natural armour or forcefields are OK, but no added tech.
    If they survive and can still stand before a 10 count they get 1 hour rest before next challenge.
    Random encounters, everyone pairs off (if an odd number, each one takes a break and gets additional rest in turn until even numbers again).
    Who would be the two left standing? Who would be the first to go down?
    If you are not sure about the rules, make assumptions!

    Silver Age (Pre-Crisis) Superman
    Thanos
    Ultimate Wolverine
    Darkseid (Post-Crisis)
    Odin
    Thor
    Galactus (just consumed 1 average world)
    Magneto
    Hulk (world breaker/WWH level)
    He-Man (80's)
    Mongul
    Darwin
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    Galactus is the only one (remotely) standing at the end.

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    Yeah, Odin gives him a mild headache, but that's about all.
    Why Are We Here?, by Pendaran

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    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik Hasta

    "[Kent] Nelson was nearly invariably presented as the guy who, barring the Spectre, made everyone else generally gasp and go "Doctor Fate don't shiv, he balls nasty.", even Superman." - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies View Post
    Yeah, Odin gives him a mild headache, but that's about all.
    ""Bead War threw evil emission... f."

    "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

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    Please note that this put Odin in a coma. Galactus just stood back up and brushed the dirt off his shoulder.
    ""Bead War threw evil emission... f."

    "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

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    Hence, mild headache. :)
    Why Are We Here?, by Pendaran

    "...the Myths Transformed version of the legendarium, in which the Moon is Melkor's attempt to make his own Arda with blackjack and hookers." - Estrecca

    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik Hasta

    "[Kent] Nelson was nearly invariably presented as the guy who, barring the Spectre, made everyone else generally gasp and go "Doctor Fate don't shiv, he balls nasty.", even Superman." - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies View Post
    Hence, mild headache.
    Really, I think he was just shocked Odin had the balls.
    ""Bead War threw evil emission... f."

    "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

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    Pre-Crisis Superman? I wouldn't be surprised if he has some kind of "super-headbutt" ability that allows him to win this. Why would he have a "super-headbutt" ability? The same reason he has "super-ventriloquism", "super-weaving", "super-telepathic will control (AKA mind control)", and the ability to shapeshift like Plastic Man. Because the plot required it.

    And the plot of this thread requires him to have a "super-headbutt" to win.
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