Eternal Torment 06-13-2007 04:25 PM

Quote Originally Posted by Deadpooligan View Post
"Hey, Pocky, let's keepeth with the present here. I'm Thorpool now, but calleth me Beta Ray Wade if you see Simonson taking a stroll around here. I've searcheth for his autograph for many a ...

BY DAD'S EYEPATCH! WHAT'S THAT OVER YONDERETH?!"

Thorpool pointed behind Apocalypse in shock. Apocalypse turned and...

"MJOLNIR'S MIGHT! *THUNK*

TP tapped [/understatement] Apocalypse over the head with Mjolnir.

"Ha! Looks like I hath inherited some trickery from my dear old dad! Now we're even."

Thorpool clipped Mjolnir back on to his belt and took another swig o' Asgard Ale.

"Don't thou hath something bettereth to do anyhow? Eradicate the Midgardians? Make Sir Sinister do some futile planning for thou? Hunt down Cable henceforth across time? Begin another Age o' Pocky? This time strawberry-flavored?"
"Sinister is dead. I suspect that those fools did it. To be honest, I don't really believe that the Organization is all that powerful. They're just a bunch of super powered idiots." He grimaced in pain as more memories came. Suddenly, he lashed out and severed Thorpool's head. "That's for hitting me with Mjolnir."