Traitor Game L: Existential Crisis

[Chris Lang]

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The Purple Skull 07-04-2007 10:49 PM

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OOC: That's some funny stuff you got there Deadpooligan. lol




When we last left off, our villains were face to face with another dynamic duo...Baron Zemo & the Red Skull! However, as any avid comic reader knows, you just cannot expect to see two alpha-male type villains working together. It has been nearly an hour now, and Zemo and the Skull are still fighting each other.

"You are so selfish, you know that? You never ever let anyone else try to take over the world. It's always got be about you!"

Zemo gives Skull a noogie.

"It's because everyone else who tries to take over the world proves to be too incompetent. Doom, Magneto, Sinister, you, and especially YOUR FATHER!"

Skull gives Zemo a monster wedgie.

"That does it. Put 'em up!"

Zemo tries to poke Skull's eyes out. However, the Skull manages to block it.

"Ha! Is that the best you got?"

Zemo then smacks the top of Skull's nose.

"Ha!"

".....OW! That REALLY hurt! Now my nose is bleeding! You've gone too far!"

"Oh my god. Skull, I am so sorry. I didn't mean to hit you that hard. I don't know what came over me."

"Gullible fool!"

Skull blows a huge spitball right at Zemo's face.

"Curse you Skull!"

All the while, Bob & Karl are playing cards.

"I got the Old Maid! Hail Hydra~!"

"We're playing poker!"

[Chris Lang]

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Chris Lang 07-04-2007 10:52 PM

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Mayday prepared herself for Nazi Meggan's next attack. Why am I feeling cold now?, Mayday thought to herself.

She remembered Kitty saying something about Meggan having elemental powers. She's trying to freeze me to death! Got to wreck her concentration...

Mayday quickly took out another packet of impact webbing. Impact webbing was an invention of her uncle, the original Scarlet Spider. Unlike the standard webbing, impact webbing only expanded into a web on contact with its target. The cold snap caused Mayday to miss slightly, but the impact webbing hit Meggan in the face, briefly blinding her. Meggan growled, and suddenly the earth shook.

Mayday was knocked to the ground by the sudden earthquake. Then, Nazi Meggan morphed into a hideous, hissing reptilian creature, and leaped upon Spider-Girl, hissing and clawing at her. Mayday's mask was torn open as she fought back against the crazed Nazi. Only Mayday's enhanced speed and agility saved her from more serious injuries.

Just then, Meggan turned just in time to see Thorpool drive his hammer down through Hauptmann Englande's skull.

"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Nazi Meggan shrieked.

This was just the opening Mayday needed. She stood up, and drove her boot down on Nazi Meggan's bare foot. Nazi Meggan screamed again, this time in pain. Spider-Girl quickly wrapped a web string around Meggan's leg, and then lifted Meggan up into the air.

Spider-Girl swung Meggan around at a rapid rate, and then let go of the string. The Nazi mutant was sent flying into the air, and soon collided with a large boulder. Mayday looked on with concern, but saw that Meggan was still breathing. However, she was unconscious, and looked like she would be out for a good long while.

Mayday turned to the others. "Okay, let's keep up the good work." she said. She didn't really believe Thorpool's killing Hauptmann Englande was necessary, but she decided it was best not to argue with him about his methods right now.

Mayday noted there were still plenty of regular Nazi troops in addition to the supervillains. So even after the players defeated their super-opponents, they would still have plenty of people to fight for a while.

[Chris Lang]

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Donald M. 07-04-2007 11:04 PM

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Dwight sized up his attacker, then turned back and shouted to whoever might be listening, “Hey, I think there’s been a mistake! We’re supposed to be fighting Nazis, but I’ve apparently been stuck with a leftover from that hillbilly fight earlier in the game!”

“Hey! *censored* you, Schrute, you *censored* nerd!” replied “Adolph”.

“Such language! You know, I object to this whole scenario! Germany is in my blood, my ancestors were German war heroes! Surely I deserve to be fighting alongside the forces of 597-X more than Ricky here!”

“Hey you *censored*! Ricky is my *censored* slave name! I’m Adolph, a proud Aryan warrior!” The Neo-Nazi leader produced a large knife, which he held out in a pathetic attempt at intimidating Dwight.

“I’ve seen your filthy movie and you know, there was only one part of it I really liked.”

Dwight, who was finally getting the hang of Mojo’s upgrades, stepped forward, swatting the knife out of Ricky’s hand.

“Ha! I don’t need my *censored* knife, you *censored*! I’ll beat your *censored* head in with my bare hands!”

Paying no heed to Ricky’s posturing, Dwight grabbed him by the neck and pulled him close.

“Taste some of Dwight’s home cookin’, Ricky!”

A force beam fired from Dwight’s eyes blew out the back of the Surf Nazi’s head. He stood swaying for a moment before falling backwards, dead.

“Pathetic,” was Dwight’s final assessment of the white-trash supremacist as he lifted one foot and brought it down on the man’s skull, crushing it.

Dwight looked around at the other Nazis who fighting various other players.

“Yes, I know. I’d make a much better recruit than dead boy here did, but I’ve already signed a long-term contract with Mojo. Sorry, looks like history will be repeating itself all upside your asses.”

With that, Dwight returned to his desk to sit back and watch his fellow players kick some otherdimensional Nazi booty.

[Chris Lang]

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The Purple Skull 07-04-2007 11:12 PM

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OOC: Nevertheless, Deadpooligan. You came up with great material there. Viking Kool Aid Man = The Funny




Yup, Zemo & Skull are still fighting. At this point, Zemo is struggling to get up because bootlaces are tied in a knot while Skull's shirt is pulled over his head temporarily blinding him. Meanwhile, Bob & Karl watch the rest of players fight for their lives as they play cards.



"Wow. Who knew that Dwight dude had a bad-ass side?"

"I know, dude. We should have put more effort into recruiting him. But, c'est la vie. Oh by the way....Go fish! Hail Hydra!"

"WE'RE PLAYING POKER!"

[Chris Lang]

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Kevin M. 07-04-2007 11:15 PM

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Both Tyrannosaurus' circled each other, both with their eyes locked in an unbreakable glare.

"Grimlock no like ugly copy cat" the Autobots said as he continued to circle he opponent.

"You need not worry about that" Tyrannosaurus Reich said in said in a heavy German accent. "After this fight, you will never see me, or anything else again"

Grimlock cracked a half smile when he heard this. "Why not ugly lizard prove it" he responded with malice. Reich also smiled at this. "So eager to die, well I won't keep you waiting" he said both of them stopped circling each other.

A moment of silence passed as the two just starred at each other with cold, motionless glares. For this moment, these two existed in a world that was out side of time. Even beyond the mystical powers of Asgurad. These two are looked in mortal combat. Only one of them would make it out alive. One would stand,one shall fall.

Reich smiled as he quickly reached for his holster. "Time to die" he said as he pulled out a blaster.

With only a fraction of a second to spare, Grimlock opened his mouth, and let a powerful fusion blast just as Reich fired his blaster. The two blast flew past each other, both hitting their targets. Reich blaster was reduced to ash as the Nazi T-rex managed to move out of the way in the last second. Grimlock was not so lucky, as the laser nailed his fusion mouth mouthed fusion blaster.

Grimlock stumbled back, but was able to recover and assume a a solid stance again.

"Seems like we have to settle this the old fashioned way" Reich said a barred his jaws at Grimlock.

"Me have it no other way" Grimlock responded as he also bared his teeth. Both of them lunged at each other at full speed. Grimlock was the first to strike as he snapped at Reich's neck.

The evil T-rex pulled his neck out of the way at the last minuet, leaving Grimlock opened for a split second. Seeing this, Reich lunged at Grimlock, plunging his teeth into Grimlocks neck. Sparks flew into the sky as Reich began to rip into the Dinobot.

I have him now Reich though as he bit down with full force. Grimlocks armor began to bend and crumpled under pressure. Time to finish this Reich went to pull out a chunk out of Grimlock when he felt a powerful tug pull him forward.

Grimlock head began along with the rest of his body as Reich's body began to lift up.

"GRIMLOCK..TRANSFORM" the Dinobot Shouted.

In a matter of seconds, Grimlock was in his robot mode, and Reich teeth was stuck to plates of Grimlocks back. "You fell for oldest trick in the book" he taunted as he garbed Reich's neck with his powerful hands.

"Me return favor" Grimlock said as he began to squeeze down on the Nazis neck. Reich let go of Grimlock as he struggled to get out of the robots grasp. "Up you go" Grimlock shouted as he picked up Reich. Then with one quick move, Grimlock lifted Reich, and slammed him into the ground.

Grimlock pulled out his energon sword and pointed it right at the Axis dino. "Me show you why me strongest Autobot" he in a deep, threatening voice.

Walking purposely over to Reich, who had gotten up, glared at Grimlock. "Wait, we can talk this over" he said as he began to back up.

"No talk" Grimlock said as he grew closer to to Reich. "Only action" Reich looked for a place to escape and saw a spear laying right beside him. He looked back at Grimlock who was almost upon him.

Seeing no choice, he dove for the spear and grabbed it. Spinning around, and setting himself in one quick motion, the chucked it right at Grimlock. With a quick move, Grimlock moved out of the way just as the spear passed inches form his head.

"My turn"

With one quick motion, Grimlock threw his sword right at Reich's head. He had little time to react as the sword went right through his head, pinning him to the wall. His body gave out one last jerk before falling slack.

Grimlock went over to the body, and pulled out his sword. He watched as the body fell to floor with great satisfaction.

"That why me will always be king!" he said quietly.

He looked over at Odin, who nodded at the Dinobot with approval. Grimlock returned the favor by raising his sword.

[Chris Lang]

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Indigo Al 07-04-2007 11:48 PM

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As the players squared off against their designated foes, the battle raged all around them. The Nazi Einherjar pressed their attack; their 616 counterparts responded with greater fury and a passion for the battle against evil. Thorvald, Erik, andEinar led all the souls of the honorable Norse dead, cutting down their foes in a daring foolhardy fits berserker rage
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Throughout the multiverse, various people mysteriously became aware of the epic clash. They understood what was taking place, and portals suddenly appeared, offering them the choice to help the forces Asgard ... the good one, that is....
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Brunhilde led the charge of her sister Valkyries, and Nazi soldiers quickly learned to fear the name of Dragonfang. Danielle Moonstar, on her mount Brightwind, was among her sisters, touching with distaste the oppressive, dulled minds of the Nazi soldiers with her mutant talent. Not surprisingly, their greatest fear was their continued hopeless existence under the current regime. Also among the women warriors was the Lady Eowyn, Shield-Maiden of the Rohirrim, come to help repay the debt her people owed Odin and Asgard.

To the side, observing the glorious women warriors, was little Anni Sonnenblume, who, in her short career as the Slayer, fought a lot of evil, but didn't kill many vampires. It wouldn't be long before she caught the eye of Ingrid Weiss.
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Many cheered when immortal legends Joe Louis, with the gloves Odin had previously enchanted for Rocky Balboa, and Jesse Owens, mysteriously accessing the Speed Force, entered the fray, forever standing to demonstrate the idiocy of Nazi thought, as they did once long ago.
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"Saraaaaa! We have to get back to our car!!!!" yelled the gorgeous blonde babysitter, who stepped out of the portal with her two young male charges Brad and Darryl

"Not yet!" said Sara Anderson, already in battle position, shooting lightning bolts at the Nazis from the hammer enchanted by Thorpool. "We have to help Thor!" As the babysitter ducked to avoid arrows and flying projectiles, she picked up a discarded crossbow and began firing back.

"Hey Nazis! Don't F**K WITH THE BABYSITTER!"

[Chris Lang]

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Tommy 07-05-2007 12:06 AM

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With two out of every three Werewolf women dead, Bo turned to find the third. And she happened to be passionately kissing Fandral.

Pure rage flowed through the werewolf. He seemed to gain size, and while normally telling exactly what emotions were passing through him while he was a wolf, this utter hatred could be read by a blind man.

He leapt forward knocking her off. Then with a massive swipe of his paw he knocked her head clear off her body.

Fandral immediately got up to attempt to embrace the wolf. However Bo snipped at him, turning his attentions to the Nazis that had accompanied the vanguard of Earth 597-X.

“Beloved! Wait! I didst not intend for the she-beast to kiss me!”

But Bo’s mouth was far too full of Nazi troops to answer more than a snort.

“T’was her wolf pheromones!”

Bo had started to cleave quite a path in the Nazi troops, and with each step he seemed to get even larger. By now he was towering over them, tossing them around like sacks of flour.

“You are a beauty beyond any with in this fabled realm. Verily your spirit has suffered greatly ‘pon both Midgard and here, I can tell you are a good person, a true warrior. Thou hast made me the happiest of all Asgardians. I love you,” he said while pushing himself towards the wolf.

“And your coat looks so shiny and soft,” he added.

Bo turned around, his back legs kicking out sending several troops flying, and licked Fandral’s face. The other man reached out and wrapped his arms around the wolf’s neck and buried his face in the soft fur.

[Chris Lang]

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Froggy 07-05-2007 02:25 AM

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Megaman stood over the defeated Red Panzer. "So, inferior japanese robot scum, huh? Then by association does that make you..........GARBAGE?! Megaman asked Panzer. He then noticed theat there were still soldiers around. "Seems I have to take to the rest of you......Nazis was it? As well.........so many years ago was this WW2, and you people are still believers of this idiocy? Ridiculous!

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Jeremi 07-05-2007 02:33 AM

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OOC: And now the conclusion.

IC: When we last saw Havik & Gan Ning they were taking cover from the Fenris twins assault on them. But Havik found out about their weakness and now has a plan.

“That’s your plan, me throwing my sword against them is your plan.”

“Correct.”

“That doesn’t sound like a good plan…but hey I can always try something once!”

Gan Ning leaped out from his cover and threw his sword against them. Havik created a force field around the sword as it went flying to its target. Though the strain was hard on Havik, he managed to direct the sword and cut of the hand of Andrea sending her hurling to the ground. Andreas still managed to retain his powers because he was still holding her hand.

“Excellent! We got one out of the equation, now just to finish her of.” As he was nearing Andrea she managed to take her pistol from her belt and shot at Havik who barely managed to dodge it. Then she ran into the kitchen. “I’m going after her, I will not stand for this impudence!” Havik ran after her. Gan Ning looked up at Andreas. “Then it’s just you and me pal.”

Andreas started shooting at Gan Ning who managed to dodge the attacks and deflected one of the blasts back at Andreas who fell to the ground. Gan Ning was going to strike him when Andreas took up his own sword blocking the attack. Then a sword fight broke out, both trying to best the other as the fight continued throughout the great hall. Then Andreas made the fatal mistake of trying to blast Gan Ning who dodged the shot and logged his sword into his chest. “You were good…but I’m better!” Andreas limp body fell to the ground.

At the same time Havik exit the kitchen. “So what happened to the girl, did she get away?” Havik raised his arm throwing her head at Gan Ning’s feet. “Chaos is served.”

[Chris Lang]

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Superheroic 07-05-2007 08:30 AM

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OOC: @ Deadpooligan and Purple Skull - Great stuff the both of ya!

Ares and Grimlock's appearance takes place just before Bigboi2's post!

BIC: Ares and Grimlock heard everything; Zeus' proclamation and Hela's relinquishing of the dead players to fight the Nazi's. Ares' horde came upon the nazi host's rear flank ( ) and attacked.

"Kill for all you're worth," Ares told his army. "Our objective has changed but our goal is the same! Don't let these Nazis--"

"ARES!" Captain Nazi flew at Ares, knocking him from his mount, Grimlock. As Ares crashed to the ground he saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex attack the Dinobot. Ares rolled into a fighting position as Captain Nazi flew at him again.

Ares smiled, "Come on then avatar of Socialism, face the very personification of WAR!"

[Chris Lang]

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GoGo Yubari 07-05-2007 10:19 AM

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Ty Lee frowned at her opponent, who hadn't moved an inch since the battle had begun. She, conversely, was almost dancing around him, trying to figure out whether he had put together an incredibly clever defense or if he was just really, really weird.

"... uck, how creepy. Can't you just... I don't know, do something?"

Karl Ruprecht Kroenen obliged by tilting his gas mask-covered head, somewhat. The acrobat rolled her eyes at this, and instead opted to dash in and take care of his kneecaps with a couple of quick strikes.

Or, that's what she was planning. Instead, Ty Lee made a quick "eep"ing noise before backflipping away from a sudden counterattack from Kroenen, who was now fighting with...

"... ohmigod, he's got spinning sticks of doom."

"... ah, he's proficient with the tonfa, yes. Though his are a bit modified, as he --"

"Spinning sticks of doom, Mr. Kabuto!" Ty Lee insisted as she was suddenly finding herself continually dodging and evading every attack the Nazi soldier was throwing at her, some of them just barely.

"In any case, Ty Lee-san, you mustn't take Kroenen-san lightly. He is, according to the research I've done, an incredibly deadly assassin who is most likely at a metahuman level of combat ability."

"Also, he's creepy."

"... yes. That too."

Ty Lee frowned for a moment and then suddenly saw the briefest opening in Kroenen's stance and took the opportunity to lunge in...

... nearly straight into one of the tonfa blades. However, she managed to shift her weight at the last moment, thankfully enough, and simply rolled through again and hopped up into a standing position.

It was at about this moment that Ty Lee noticed that her left cheek felt weird. Like, warmer than usual. She tapped it experimentally with an index finger, and further inspection proceeded to reveal that there was now, in fact, blood all over said finger. It took a moment or two for this to finally set in, as someone of as noble blood as Ty Lee, who has mostly lived a fairly charmed life, doesn't tend to bleed often.

However, when it did set it, the look on her face shifted from dumbstruck wonder to that of murderous rage. "You... you hurt me! Why you... you... you...!"

... it should, perhaps, be noted that finally growing deadly serious for the first time since the game had begun did not improve Ty Lee's level of barbs and witticisms at all. But then, in this case it didn't particularly matter either way, as Karl Ruprecht Kroenen was now in for the longest fight of his already terribly long life.

Let's put it this way; take a girl who is a world-class acrobat and martial artist, who has been raised as one of the privileged elite in a nation known for its ruthlessness, and who just so happens to know every last weak spot on the human body. Now, let's take away her tendency of simply fighting to disable instead of fighting to seriously injure.

As such, Kroenen, undead and incredibly capable though he may be, was struggling to keep up with the pink blur of a girl that was throwing vicious punches and kicks at a pace where he was getting less and less clean blocks in and, in a related note, was finding himself growing less and less mobile by the second. This was punctuated quite clearly by a sudden roundhouse kick to his upper arm, followed by a spinning backhand to the other upper arm. Seconds later, both tonfas clattered to the ground harmlessly.

"You stupid... ugly... creepy jerk! Do you even get what you just... what you just... augh!"

Kroenen, for his part, simply regarded the childish outburst with what was almost vaguely a sound of annoyance. However, the temper tantrum was quickly replaced by a cool, confident smirk from Ty Lee, who was now crossing her arms and doing her best to ignore the gash on the side of her face.

"You can fall down now, by the way. You can't use your arms, your legs are gonna give out in a couple of seconds, and... did I hit your neck at all? Darn, I can't remember if I..."

Kroenen's head proceeded to tilt over at a very bizarre angle. Then he fell down.

"... oh. Um. I guess I did! So, anyway... medic?"

[Chris Lang]

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The Purple Skull 07-05-2007 10:52 AM

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OOC: Thanks Superheroic!




When we last left off, our villains' adversaries, the Red Skull & Baron Zemo, were still in the middle of their cat fight.

"You second rate piece of garbage! This is my world to rule! It's my destiny!"

"You were destined to be a first-rate loser!"

"Why you pink-faced....!"

"Why you red faced....!"

Skull & Zemo begin rolling around the ground. Meanwhile, our villains were still in the middle of their card game.



"Royal Flush! Hail Hydra~!"



"That's impressive.....but we're playing Black Jack now!"

"Aww dammit!"

"Whatever dude. I'm getting bored. I'm also really getting sick of those two and their fighting. It's been 3 hours already!"

"Well I got plan to win our match against them."

"Oh boy..."

"Just trust me here."

Minutes pass...

"Hey Skull! Hey Zemo!"

Skull & Zemo: "What do you want?!"

"Oops! Oh dear! I seemed to have dropped the two COSMIC CUBES I had been carrying today. That does not bode well for Bob & myself."

Zemo & Skull's eyes light up.

"At last! I have been reunited with the cosmic cube! The universe will tremble before me!"

"With the cosmic cube in my grasp, the universe will have no choice but to bow to Zemo.....wait a minute!"

"What is the meaning of this?! This isn't the cosmic cube!"

"This is just a Rubix Cube wrapped in aluminum foil! Those two fools think they can play us for...uh...fools?! Well they got another thing coming!"

"For that they shall---"

KTANG!

Skull collapses.

"For that they shall Ktang?"

KTANG!

Zemo collapses. What happened was, while Zemo & Skull were preoccupied with their 'cosmic cubes', Bob & Karl snuck up behind them and hit them over the head with frying pans.

"Cooking Mate Frying Pans!"

"For all your cooking and head-bashing needs!"

Bob & Karl give a big smile and a thumbs up.

(OOC: Another shameless plug! :D)

"Well since we're done with our part of the battle...you think we should help out the rest?"

"Uh...no."

"So whaddya wanna do now?"

"I dunno....wanna play cards again?"

"No...never again!"

"Well think of something then!"

After a few minutes of thinking, Karl comes up with an idea.

"Hungry Hungry Hippos?"

"Booyah! Hail Hydra~!"

[Chris Lang]

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Chris Lang 07-05-2007 12:49 PM

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OOC: Purple Skull, Deadpooligan -- I have to echo what Superheroic said. Very good and funny stuff there.

IC:

Goombella saw that a lot of the Nazi supervillains had already been killed, knocked unconscious, or otherwise taken out of the fight. However, there were still plenty who had yet to be defeated by their designated opponents. Goombella quickly turned to her book.

"That's Baroness Paula Von Gunther. She's a Gestapo agent who's done totally terrible things like torturing and enslaving people, and trying to force American citizens to become Nazi spies."

"I know this all sounds really gnarly, but the book says deep down she's not a bad person. It says she was only being a baddie because the Nazis held her daughter captive, or she was possessed by an evil spirit, or both. It's kinda complicated."

"It looks like this version of Paula von Gunther is still on the bad guy's side, so watch out. She might not have any superhuman powers, but she's a brilliant scientist. She could surprise you with some sort of super-weapon she's invented."

Goombella finished there. "These comic book characters sure have weird backstories, huh?" she commented.

Kitty Pryde just nodded. "I guess I shouldn't tell you about Jean Grey, then."

"What about her?" Goombella asked.

"You don't want to know. Trust me on that one." Kitty replied.

Goombella decided that for now, she would take Kitty's word for it. She continued watching the ensuing battle on the monitors.

[Chris Lang]

[Reposter's note: Once again I am forced to split a post that was originally posted as one post into two posts due to changes in the picture limit.]

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Schornforce 07-05-2007 12:59 PM

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"Oh.... Oh dear *sniffle* I've been forced to help clean this kitchen and now all these scary looking people have come to be mean to us-- what can I do?!!

I'm just a little baby piglet...

*Boo-hoo* *Boo-hoo*"

"Don't cry, Piggy, my sweet!"

"Wh-who said that?"



"'Tis I-- your fairy godweirdo!"

"....

Oh brother."

"I KNEW you'd be impressed, now, my dear sweet little pig, just make your wish and it shall be granted-- but make it snappy, my naptime's coming up soon."

"Fine. I wish to be.... big."

"Well, I wasn't gonna say anything, but you ARE kinda pudgy around the waist--"

"LISTEN, BANANA-BEAK, MAKE ME AN ADULT PIG AGAIN!!!! AND THROW IN SOME SUPER POWERS TOO, GOT IT?!!! OR NEXT TIME YOU'LL THE FAIRLY K.O.ED WEIRDO!!!!!"

"Wow! Wotta woman!!!"

The fairy godweirdo waves his magic wand and Piggy is transformed...

[Chris Lang]

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Schornforce 07-05-2007 12:59 PM

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The fairy godweirdo waves his magic wand and Piggy is transformed...



"Now THIS is more like it! But... it's a teensy bit 1970's. Don't trouble yourself, fairy... uh.... godweirdo.... I'll fix it!"

Wonder Pig spins around and changes in a bright flash of light just as the evil Baroness Paula Von Gunther approaches snarling, "THIS? This is vhat I am reduced to? A great Nazi occultist forced to fight a styrofoam pig? Feh! I stood toe-to-toe against Vonder Voman! Zis is no match for-- *gasp*"

The Baroness stood speechless as her adversary stood to face her anew.


















"Alright, Baroness, time to pay for your crimes...

...against fashion!!! Where'd you get those AWFUL shoes?!!!!"

[Chris Lang]

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tangentman 07-05-2007 01:51 PM

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Faith noticed Piggy's transformation and yelled, "Looking good, Piggy! Send Nazi-Bitch yodeling back to Hell!" Laughing, the Slayer dodged Tiernan's attack with contemptuous ease. "I can't believe Angel lost his pal to a geek like you!"

Unfortunately, taking the time to taunt left Faith open to Tiernan's billy club. Her head rocked to the side, and only her Slayer strength saved her from a broken neck. The leader of the Scourge taunted the Slayer in a mangled rasp. "You're no different than that sow, Slayer! Your kind usurped the power of the pure, true demon race! You're as much swine as that ridiculous pig!"

A scowl marred Faith's lovely face. She hefted up her mystic axe and drove the point into Tiernan's shoulder. "**** you, Leatherface! Miss Piggy's way cooler than you jackboots ever thought about being!" Tiernan howled in agony, but managed to drive his boot toward Faith's knee.

Faith buckled, but rolled enough to avoid a broken knee. "That one's gonna get you Slain!" With that vow, Faith yanked out the Scythe. Then, she swung with a swift motion, taking off Tiernan's head. Grunting in disgust, Faith hefted up the demon's severed head. "I can't believe you gave Angel such a hard time!" Faith lobbed the decapitated head toward the back of Baron Blood's own skull.

The vampire hissed at Tara, frustrated by her mystic shield, but still gradually making headway through it. Sweat broke out in small beads on her forehead as she resisted the vampire's blows. Then, Baron Blood stopped when he felt something bounce off the back of his head. Looking down, the fearsome vampire did a double-take at the makeshift missile.

Faith held the Scythe in a menacing stance. "You're a vampire. I'm a Vampire Slayer. Guess what happens next, you smelly Batman-wanna-be?"