Chris Lang 07-05-2007 03:47 PM
OOC: Great pics, Schornforce. Like the Kermit pictures on Wonder Pig's trunks, and the Kermit picture on the Pig-kyrie's shield.
IC:
Mayday continued in the battle, knocking various Nazi troops unconscious with quickly-timed moves. While she realized that this was a war of sorts, she still did not wish to kill anyone.
Danielle Moonstar was nearby, incapacitating a number of Nazis. During a break, Mayday approached her. "So all those Nazi supervillains were in that other universe Traitor Game with you?"
Dani nodded. "Yes. They outnumbered the rest of us so much. It was just myself, Winnie the Pooh, Joxer the Mighty, Yankee Poodle from Captain Carrot's Zoo Crew, The Blimp from the Inferior Five, and Pantyhose Taro from the Ranma 1/2 universe. Taro and I got voted off, and the others got murdered. It doesn't matter what our roles were in that game, because it was set up so the Nazis would win."
"That was CHEATING!" Mayday exclaimed. "I think you're right in thinking this other game was held without permission from the powers normally behind the games."
"I can't be sure, but that's what I believe anyway." Dani replied. "I just hope now that we can finally end their evil. It looks like we have some reinforcements to help us with their army." She noted the various people who had appeared through the portals to join their side in the battle.
Mayday noted that Rocky Balboa was joined by World War II era boxing legend Joe Louis, and that a number of women warriors had joined forces with the Valkyrie. These included someone Spider-Girl recognized as Eowyn from the Lord of the Rings movies, and a few Chinese Amazon-type women.
"Those Chinese Amazons are from the Joketsuzoku, a secret matriarchal society in the Chinese wilderness." Dani explained. "The elder Cologne sent them to help us. Cologne can't come here herself because she's busy back in her home dimension. Among other things, she has to pay for the damage Firebrand did in Tokyo when Cologne freed her."
Spider-Girl noted the Burger King giving a number of items from the Burger King fast food menu to a few of the Nazi troops, and wondered just what his strategy was. Is he trying to take them out by making them fat?
Spider-Girl approached the Chinese Amazons. Two of their number appeared to be preparing for something. "What are they doing?" Mayday asked.
"It is a modified version of ancient technique passed down from many generations." said one Chinese Amazon. "Stand back while Ling Ling and Lung Lung perform..."
Ling Ling and Lung Lung announced, in unison "Behold! The Dance of the Great Fire Dragon!"
The two sisters threw each threw down small smoke bombs, and the smoke obscured them from view. The head of a reptilian creature emerged from the smoke, but as it cleared, it became clear that it was a ludicrous-looking dragon dummy held aloft by Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung.
"THAT's your secret weapon?" Mayday exclaimed incredulously.
"Wait." the Chinese Amazon next to her exclaimed. Ling Ling and Lung Lung, with the dragon dummy above them, charged into the midst of the Nazi troops, as a tune could faintly be heard. The Nazis closest to the dragon suddenly began dancing to the music, as if unable to control themselves. This made many of them prey to the flamethrower hidden inside the fake dragon.
"But that not all!" Ling Ling announced. "We have new variation on this trick, suggested by elder Cologne herself."
Meanwhile, there were still plenty of Nazis who had not been mesmerized by the music. Some approached Mayday, and were quickly sent flying. Mayday wondered just what the two Amazons were going to try next.
OOC: But since this note's getting long, I'll save THAT surprise till the next one. Hint: Weirdopky might get a kick out of it...
Maybe I'll do tattles on Ares and Captain Nazi if there's time, too.