Traitor Game L: Existential Crisis

**Chris Lang** · 03-13-2016, 02:43 PM

Weirdopky 07-10-2007 05:18 PM

Well, this was quite an interesting game. It was a good thing i got eliminated early, because i was busy working quite a lot. Anyway, I turn 18 in 7 hours, so I'm gonna be gone for a while, so I thought I'd do my epilogue now.

IC: Santa had fought Vosk, the nazi alien, and had watched all the other nazi villains get their @$$e$ kicked. He was now ready to leave, but would no longer fit in the world he had come from. Since he'd joined AIM, he had to follow his new co-worker Karl back to his realm. Karl, it seems as though we should get going. Your... I mean 'our' boss MODOK will be pissed if we don't report in soon. Also, if you'd like, I could try to help you and your dimwitted friend remove that connection spell. I'm quite a master with magic, as you may know. Anyway, whenever you want to leave, let's go. To the rest of you, I must say farewell. To the traitors, I don't give a damn about brainwashing, you still managed to have everyone turn on the former version of me and banish an innocent. I'm glad to see you lost. Dammerung, you old nutjob, you're a terrible dictator with a pention for having some serious BO. Does Asgard have showers here? Seriously. Anyway, I hope you all remember that Santa Claus is gonna kick your @$$. I may be crazy, but I'm also quite powerful. With great power comes great responsibility. Now, I will be heading off. Goodbye, fools. May you all rot in hell, or may you be miserably murdered by an alternate universe version of myself. Muahahahaha!!!! And with that, Santa walked over to Bob and Karl.

**Chris Lang** · 03-13-2016, 02:45 PM

Indigo Al 07-10-2007 06:45 PM

Here is an epilogue from Jeremi. Hope all is well with you, Jeremi!

Originally Posted by Jeremi

After the battle and banishing the last traitor it was time to go home. Havik didn’t really say good-bye to anyone and left very abruptly walking into the portal that would send him home. Gan Ning had taken a last drink with Thorpool and was about to leave when he saw Faith. Gan Ning walked up to her just to grab her and gave her a passionate kiss on the lips. “That’s what you been missing out on. Later.” Gan Ning had already walked trough the portal before Faith could say anything.

Epilogue Havik

Havik was once again back on the battlefield against the Seidan guards but this time he had a secret weapon. “Mr. Lordi I summon you, come down and smite my enemies.” Suddenly a portal opened and Lordi came through it, the battle would be over shortly.

Epilogue Gan Ning

Gan Ning once again found himself on the ship he was on before he got called to the Traitor Game. Suddenly he saw someone running at him. It was Ling Tong who looked joyful that he had found him. “Were have you been? I have been looking all over for you. What happened to you.” Gan Ning put his arm around his shoulder. “I’ll tell you over a bottle of wine and boy do I have a story to tell you!”

~THE END~

**Chris Lang** · 03-13-2016, 02:47 PM

Donald M. 07-10-2007 06:46 PM

Epilogue: Dwight Schrute Part I

All in all, it hadn't been a bad game. He made some mistakes, made a fool of himself more than once and been killed; except for that last one, all in a day for Dwight Schrute. As for death, even that had worked out for him. Thanks to the invasion of the interdimensional Nazis he hadn't had to spend more than a few moments in Niflheim.

Now he was more powerful than he'd have ever imagined, though still he was merely an Assistant. All that would change. He had plans.

He didn't bother bidding farewell to any of his fellow players, none of whom he liked or particularly miss. As he and his desk faded out of sight he directed a menacing glare Loki's way. The trickster had made his life hell for many years. That life was over, but Dwight promised himself that if there was a way to kill a god, he would find it and return for Loki.

Arriving on Mojoworld, Dwight looked around and said, "I'm sure you got big plans Master and that I play a big part in those plans, but first, a couple of requests?"

"Requests?!?!?" Mojo shouted. "You moron, I can't believe what a bumbling fool I've employed!"

"And yet . . ." Dwight replied, one eyebrow raised.

"Fine, I guess you did sort of redeem yourself at the end. You handled that Nazi punk well. What are these requests?"

"Only your assistance in fulfilling my promises to a pair of fellow players."

Mojo grinned, "I guess that can be arranged."

"By the way, how much did Hela pay you?"

"Nothing, I was only going to get payment if she won." Mojo shrugged. "I didn't really need the money anyway, but if she had won, well, that would have made things a lot more interesting and I might have convinced her to be an ally in . . . well, no matter. Come on Dwight, we've got plots to plan and Traitors to torture!"

OOC: I'll post Part II of Dwight's epilogue and MIDOL's epilogue after a few other people have posted theirs.

**Chris Lang** · 03-13-2016, 02:48 PM

Donald M. 07-10-2007 08:18 PM

Epilogue: The (Remaining) Mighty Aryan White Power Rangers

The Blonde Ranger and the Brown Ranger, battered but still living after their fight with Grimlock and Ares, arrived at their headquarters in their home dimension, where their commander Herr Doktor Braininnajar (a brain in a jar) awaited.

"Children, you did poorly. Many have been your triumphs but this time you failed and three of you paid the ultimate price!"

"Two?" said the Brown Ranger, "But only Alais and I made it back!"

"True Henirich, but I was able to pull one of you out before it was too late. He was badly crushed and nearly dead, but I fixed him. Improved him."

"That's right," came a voice from the shadows, "I'm better now, stronger, more powerful!

]"I recognize that voice!" cried the Blonde Ranger. "Torben?"

"Yes. Gone is the Libertarian National Socialist Green Ranger . . ."

He stepped out into the light, which sparkled as it reflected off his shiny new uniform.

"Now, I am the Nazi Gold Ranger!"

And so, a new era begins for the Mighty Aryan White Power Rangers.

Will they return to bring their particular brand of Robo-Fascism to another Traitor Game?

Nah!

**Chris Lang** · 03-13-2016, 02:50 PM

Indigo Al 07-10-2007 08:38 PM

OOC: Here's a few of the more interesting kills (not gonna post them all). Tommy, Tangentman and Darkkeeperjr did an awesome job as the Agents of H.E.L.A. Remind me never to get on their bad side!

Kill 1

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Batman was wondering around the player’s tavern when he heard the muffled cries of a citizen in distress. He approached a secluded supply closest. Inside there was a large form under a blanket. He pulled of the blanket only to find Peter Pan. Pan flew up and kicked him in the head knocking him sideways towards the door. Standing in the doorway was Tara holding a large wad of paper, specifically Dwight’s examinations. She thrust them into Batman’s mouth causing him to chock. Soon he was lying dead on the floor. The traitors just had to figure out what to do with the body.

Tara cast a spell over Dwight causing him to become momentarily extremely interested in his exams. So interested he didn’t notice her sneaking off with his paper shredder. Meanwhile Bo snuck into the kitchen and lifted a large amount of cellophane. The three shoved the body through the paper shredder and then took the processed meat and wrapped them into tiny little packages.

Tara then used a little magic to open the lock to the Vending machine where the three quickly and quietly placed their tiny packets.

Tara hugged herself as she saw the results of their handiwork. "Oh goddess...may your spirit find the path to the Summerlands." Shaking her head, Tara looked sadly at her accomplices. "I hate what we're doing...but Hela didn't leave us a real choice. We'd better go before my spell wears off..."

Bo stood silently. This was the worst thing he had ever done. He felt like crying, but held the tears in.

Tara quickly cleaned off the paper shredder and replaced it near Dwight’s desk.

Tara managed to sneak readings of the Enchantress' grimoire during the rare moments when the players went their own ways. Unfortunately, she found few spells powerful enough to quickly slay an Olympian god. The research she and Peter Pan hastily gathered hinted at the Olympian gods being true immortals, even beyond the longevity of the Aesir and Vanir.

Fortunately, that very fact provided a solution to the Agents' dilemma. A grin appeared when Tara remembered the Bullfinch myths she'd read as a child. "Hey!" Tara waved Peter and Bo over. "We'll use Ares' own mythology against him!"

Tara held open a particular page for the boys to read. "The enchantress who owned this book knew a lot of nifty spells for interdimensional travel. We'll make a pit stop in Ares' home dimension for what we need."

"Bo, from what you've told me about your friend, you should be faster and stronger than a normal human. That's good; it'll help us get what we need." Tara turned to Pan and Bling. "You two will help me with misdirection. Our first stop is the most dangerous one: the lair of the Hydra."

A grave expression came over Tara's face. "The Hydra is immortal and one of the most dangerous monsters in Greek mythology. But...we need her blood, since it's got the venom we require for the spell. Peter, you'll have to fly faster than you've ever flown. That's when I'll cast the 'Fog of Protection' spell. The hydra will be confused for a few seconds."

Nodding to reassure herself, Tara faced Bo again. "You'll take Fandral's dagger and stab the Hydra. Don't touch the poison--let it flow into Amora's vial." The witch handed a glass vial etched in runes to the young werewolf.

"Our next stop is the glade where Chiron the Centaur lives. The poison I'm making requires the blood of two immortals, which we'll mix during the incantation. We'll use the same strategy--Peter distracts Chiron, I baffle him with a spell, and Bo takes the blood."

Tara smiled wanly at Bling. "You're the most important part of the plan. I need you to soak your needle-sword in the venom. It only takes a little to enter Ares' bloodstream. Prick him without getting caught. Then....well, the poison should kill him quickly. Though it's gonna hurt a lot."

She sighed sadly. "I hate what we're doing...but Hela has the power right now. We can't shake her control...not right now, anyway. She's just too strong."

**Chris Lang** · 03-13-2016, 02:52 PM

Indigo Al 07-10-2007 08:41 PM

A spectacularly dirty one, specially for The Purple Skull!!!

Tara met in solitude with Peter Pan, Bling, and Bo. The look on her face seemed forlorn, as if she dreaded the next few hours. "I think they're going to eliminate you, Bo. I wish we could save you...you and Fandral seem so happy together." She sighed despondently. "They're determined to vote you out, though. I think the Ravens fingered you (uh, not that way) as one of us."

A dark cast in Tara's eyes betrayed her feelings ont that notion. "We need to kill off the Ravens. Soon. I think Deadpool is one of them; Bob & Karl seemed to have an agenda in voting Bo out. The last member is either Kamen Rider...or maybe Dwight? He's awfully suspicious. Remember the weird exam?"

After a moment of silence, Tara huddled closer to her co-conspirators. "Here's what we'll do: we're killing Bob & Karl. Bo, I liked your 'Cask of Amontillado' idea. Bet you'd lose your cool points at school for actually knowing a literary reference!" Tara grinned teasingly at Bo; she wanted to take the sting out of his pending banishment. "I remember this weird dream my friend Xander told me about a few years ago. I think the boys need a little...lipstick lesbian allure."

Casting a glamour over herself, Tara's appearance changed. Scarlet lipstick covered her full lips. Sheer black lingerie that daringly left cleavage open replaced her modest clothing. "Goddess, I can't believe I'm making such a slut of myself."

Tara whistled at Bob & Karl from a corner while the majority were preoccupied. "Hey guys. Can we talk...privately?"

"See! I knew she just needed a good...!"

"Shut up! Why the hell would a hot lesbian choose you for her first time with a guy?"

"I don't know, and I'll be damned if I care! C'mon, bro, we're about to make a finger cuff!"

Tara swayed her hips suggestively as she led the boys away from the group. They descended stairs that carried them deep beneath Asgard. Every few minutes, she'd smile coyly over her shoulder. When Tara finally reached the dungeon, she walked into what looked like a deep alcove.

"Hot lesbian sex with chains! Whoa-ho-ho!" Even his more reserved buddy was hard-pressed to deny liking the idea. Tara smiled as if the crude remarks were the highest form of serenade. "I've never been with a man...but I just think you guys are really interesting."

Bob & Karl nearly stumbled over themselves to reach Tara. They couldn't see the telekinetically levitated mace behind them. With a meaty "KUNK", the mace bashed Bob in the back of his head. Bo surprised Karl with a wolfen left hook that knocked him unconscious. Meanwhile, Peter rapidly piled bricks along the alcove's perimeter, and Bling laid cement conjured by faery magick.

Tara and Bo stepped over the rapidly rising wall. Within seconds, Peter and Bling sealed Bob & Karl in their tomb. Tara nodded grimly at Bo and Pan. "See? That powder made you go even faster than normal." She cut her eyes upward. "We better go. The vote is happening soon." The quartet of assassins walked upstairs as muffled screams emanated from behind the tomb's wall...

**Chris Lang** · 03-13-2016, 02:54 PM

Eternal Torment 07-10-2007 09:39 PM

Originally Posted by Chris Lang

"So you actually WANT to unravel the fabric of reality? That's insane!" Dani exclaimed. "Why are you obsessed with gaining power? And why are you willing to destroy so much to get this power?"

"And what's so special about Apocalypse? Why would killing him tear the fabric of reality?"

Dani wondered if the merging of several versions of Apocalypse had anything to do with it. She turned briefly to Apocalypse himself. He had been silent during all of this. Would he have anything to say?

"It's strange.....I feel all of them in me. Every single version of me is one. I am complete." The Scourge looked at the mutant. "So you finally have the guts to speak. As he has said, all of the Apocalypses are combined into one. The universe can't take the strain of so many versions of one person being killed at once. Using the analogy of timelines and parallel dimensions as an infinite amount of strings, it would be like grabbing and cutting them all at the same time. An impassible gap would be formed, which renders time travel back past that point impossible. That way, nobody could stop the event. Such an event would also echo itself through the other universes as well, without variation or delay. In essence, infinite lines would be severed across infinite realms. Logic operators embedded in reality would then come into effect and ultimately lead to a complete success on this endeavour. Ingenious, isn't it? Not only do we get to use our full power without time limits, the resulting carnage makes our Plan much easier to implement."

**Chris Lang** · 03-13-2016, 02:56 PM

KamenRaida 07-10-2007 10:43 PM

The feast was over, and most of the players were already making their way back to theri homeworld, likely never to see the varied individuals they had met here ever again. Kamen Rider Odin, however, intended to pay a little visit to them all, for no other purpose than to prove his own strength against them.

"Maybe the home dimensions of the Agents first.... Quite appropriate if I do say so myself... Or perhaps I should focus first on the Ravens..... Or maybe I don't have to particularly pick one of the players. Maybe that little toadstool would suffice. Yes, I think that would be appropriate.

The Kamen Rider slipped a card out of his belt, reaching to place it within his Card Reader. But his plans would be cut short as a sudden pain cut through his body. Something was wrong. It was as if an invisible force was attacking him.

He could feel his body slowly become immaterial, fading away. The process, fortunately did not last too long, and soon Kamen Rider Odin found himself in a very familiar place. Lab 401.... and as expected, there, in front of him was Shrio Kanzaki, looking as dishevelled as ever.

"What did you---?" Kamen Rider Odin questioned his creator.

"That should be something I'm asking you. What you were about to do would've been rather troublesome, and as you should know, I'm not fond of troublesome things." Shiro Kanzaki glared at the Kamen Rider, as if daring him to retort in some manner.

Apparently, Kamen Rider Odin took the dare, "Well to be honest, Kanzaki, I'm finding that I don't really care about what you're fond of! Then again, I shouldn't care for anything, should I? I'm just a puppet for you to use after all, aren't I!? Someone to be replaced when my usefuleness is outlived, aren't I!?"

"Correct. And unfortunately for you, that is exactly what will happen to you now."

The same pain from before gripped Kamen Rider Odin again. The Kamen Rider reeled back, clutching his chest in pain, trying his very best to resist the omnipotent ability Shiro Kanzaki held over him. But nothing could save him now. Kamen Rider Odin's body disappeared, leaving nothing behind but Odin Deck.

"This game is alot more interesting than I first thought." Shiro Kanzaki started as he walked towards the Odin Deck, "Indeed, it has opened my eyes to far more interesting possibilities." Shiro Kanzaki reached down to pick the Odin Deck, wiping stray dust off it, "So there exist other worlds that contain Kamen Riders....."

Laughing softly, Shiro Kanzaki spoke to hismelf, "It seems as if my involvement with these games will be far from over."

**Chris Lang** · 03-13-2016, 02:58 PM

Kevin M. 07-10-2007 10:52 PM

Grimlock Epilogue

A portal opened in front of Grimlock, signaling it was time to go back to home and back to the war with the Decepticons. But before he step in, he took one last look around the tavern, and at the being he had encountered during this entire game.

All of them had, in one way or another, had left an impression on him. From Kamen Rider Odin, to Megaman, and from his time with Ares. Every experience would be forever imprinted on his spark. But time reflection would come latter, he had to get back to doing what he did best: Slagging Decepticons!. He proceeded through the portal back to his world.

"Its over Optimus Prime!" Megatron yelled as fried at his long time nemesis.

The Autobot leader jumped out of the way as the fusion blast flew past him, leveling the wall behind him.

"As long as I still function, it will never be over" Prime retorted as he returned fire on Megatron.

The Autobots and Decepticons once again raged their war for this world. This time in the Nevada desert, twenty miles out side of Las Vegas.

As the two factions battled, the Dinobot continued their internal strife one the cliffs above.

"Me leader!" Slag roared as he punched Snarl, sending him flying twenty feet away.

"No, me leader!" Swoop screamed as he fired at Slag, knocking him down.

"No, me want to be in charge" Snarl screamed as the threw a large rock at Swoop, knocking him down.

As the three other Dinobots fought, Sludge watched on, dumbfounded. "Me follow strongest leader" he said. "But who is strongest now? His attention turned to a loud, thunderous noise above. "What that?"

Soon, all of the Dinobots looked looked up at the noise. A large portal had opened up in the sky. As all of them starred, a noise could be heard coming out of it.

"Look out!" a voice screamed.

Grimlock came flying out of the portal, and landed with such force, he cracked the rock beneath him.

'Leader back" Sludge said as he walked over to Grimlock. Swoop, and Snarl stopped fighting, and walked towards Grimlock. Slag was the only one who did not move.

"Me back" Grimlock said. "And me back in charge"

"You no leader!" Slag said. "You abandon us when we need you" slag growled.

"Me had to do something" Grimlock said. "We talk latter" Grimlock said as walked towards Slag. "Now, you follow Grimlocks orders" he said inches from Slags face. The Dinobot wanted to offer some resistance, but something told him not to.

"Yes...leader Slag said begrudnily.

Grimlock turned his attention to the battle that was waging below them. His circuits began to fill with excitement.

He then turned towards his fellow Dinobots and said. "DINOBOTS TRANSFORM" he yelled. The Dinobots were now in there alt modes. Grimlock moved to the edge of the cliff.

"ATTACK" he yelled as the jumped off the cliff. With the other Dinobots behind him, he was going back into a war he loved to fight. A war that he would not rest until his side won, or till he found something better to fight.

**Chris Lang** · 03-13-2016, 02:59 PM

Froggy 07-10-2007 10:54 PM

Megaman noticed the damage surrounding the lab, and shock hit him as he heard a voice taht sounded like............ROLL!"

"Ro..........rooock" she said, voice filled with sparks

**Chris Lang** · 03-13-2016, 03:00 PM

The Purple Skull 07-10-2007 11:17 PM

OOC: Funny, after reading the way my characters were killed, I think Bob died with a smile on his face. Haha.

Epilogue - Bob: Agent of Hydra & Karl: Engineer Of AIM Part 1

The game was over. The Agents of Hela were found and rightfully punished for their crimes. The time for celebration was now. However, there was no celebration for Bob & Karl. Last we left off, Karl was hiding from his 'girlfriend', MIDOL.

"Karl? Where are you buddy? We gotta celebrate. We won HAIL HYD---"

Bob then bumps into what looks to be lamp. The lamp turns out to be Karl with a lampshade over his head.

"Shut up Bob! I'm trying to hide here!"

(Screaming out loud) "Why the heck are you hiding under that lampshade Karl? Karl? Karl! I know you can hear me! Come on dude, Santa's here to work for AIM!"

"I hate you..."

MIDOL spots Karl and lunges towards her true love. However, just at the last second, Bob & Karl disappear. They then reappear in location unknown to them.

"Are we dead?"

"Again? Nah I don't think so. Hey! Maybe since the game is over, that weird binding spell is over. Let's see..."

Bob & Karl run in opposite directions, only to reappear next to each other again.

"Aww corn muffins."

"Seriously dude, who did this to us?"

"I can answer that question for you..."

Just then...A Flash of Lightning! The Theme to Beverly Hills Cop. Yup, you guessed it....

The Rogue Watcher!

"Holy crap dude! It's that bald guy who watches everybody...the Stalker!"

"No dude. He's the Observer! Or is it the Viewer?"

"I think he's the Overseer."

"I'm the Rogue Watcher you morons! Anyway, I am the one responsible for your binding spell. The reason for it was because I needed you two to stick together in order to be my eyes and ears for this Traitor Game. You see, there are other forces working against the Traitor Game. My priority right now is to prevent those forces from doing something catastrophic to the multiverse. With my absence, I needed someone to keep tabs on the going-ons of the current game for me. That is why I selected you two."

"Uh...huh. So you wanna remove the spell from us now? The game is over."

"It is done."

"Whoo-hoo! We're free!"

Bob runs off only to be transported back and collide with Karl.

"Psych. Ok now the spell is removed. This portal will bring you two back to your home dimension. Thank you again for your help."

"No problemo baldy. Oh btw, put some pants on. Guys don't wear dresses."

Bob & Karl leave through the portal.

SIGH "I knew I should have picked the two idiots from Mortal Kombat instead...."

OOC: The final part of the epilogue will be posted shortly.

**Chris Lang** · 03-13-2016, 03:02 PM

Chris Lang 07-10-2007 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by Eternal Torment

"It's strange.....I feel all of them in me. Every single version of me is one. I am complete." The Scourge looked at the mutant. "So you finally have the guts to speak. As he has said, all of the Apocalypses are combined into one. The universe can't take the strain of so many versions of one person being killed at once. Using the analogy of timelines and parallel dimensions as an infinite amount of strings, it would be like grabbing and cutting them all at the same time. An impassible gap would be formed, which renders time travel back past that point impossible. That way, nobody could stop the event. Such an event would also echo itself through the other universes as well, without variation or delay. In essence, infinite lines would be severed across infinite realms. Logic operators embedded in reality would then come into effect and ultimately lead to a complete success on this endeavour. Ingenious, isn't it? Not only do we get to use our full power without time limits, the resulting carnage makes our Plan much easier to implement."

Dani listened to Scourge's explanation. A lot of trans-dimensional physics was over her head, but she didn't have to be a Watcher or even a Reed Richards type genius to know that the merging of all counterparts into one, and then the death of that one could not be good.

Odin had told Dani about the Organization when briefing her on the 597-X mission. He had said their goals were unknown, but they were out to stop Traitor Games from happening. One dissenter from their Organization, Zasalamel, had referred to the Superior's plan as 'insane', if what Odin's sources said was true. Now Dani could understand why.

Something had to be done to stop the chaos that would ensue if the merged Apocalypse were killed. But what was the right course of action?

Dani herself did not have the means to undo the merging of the Apocalypses, and even if she could do it, she shuddered at the thought of hundreds of Apocalypses in one place. Pushing Apocalypse into a dimensional portal, thus forcing the Organization to chase him, might buy the fabric of reality more time, but how much more time?

Dani wondered if it was worthwhile trying to reason with Scourge and make him see just how mad this whole plan was. He seemed to be insisting that killing Apocalypse had to be done. On the other hand, perhaps on some level, Scourge wanted to be stopped from killing Apocalypse. Maybe at least part of him was just as worried about the possible consequences of killing several versions of the same person simultaneously as she was.

And what of Apocalypse himself? What were his feelings on the matter?

"I'm sorry." Dani said. "If this is your plan, it can't be right. I don't see how anything good can come out of damaging the fabric of reality like this. Millions would suffer, all because of some insane plan that could only benefit a few people at the most if it succeeded."

"And Apocalypse, I can't imagine you being happy about being a pawn in someone else's plans like this, either. If everything I've heard about you is true, you'd rather be the manipulator rather than the manipulated. So unless you merged with a LOT of Apocalypses who actually feel the opposite way, I don't think you want to be just a tool for others to use."

Behind Apocalypse, Thialfi lurked, wielding what appeared to be an oddly glowing axe. Dani noticed Thialfi, and wondered just what he was doing. She hoped the young Asgardian confidant of Thor understood just what was going on.

OOC: Eternal Torment, I don't know how you intend to resolve this Apocalypse thread. If you want to hear my ideas, PM me. Anyway, I looked back on all of Apocalypse's scenes earlier in this game, and they make a lot more sense now.

**Chris Lang** · 03-13-2016, 03:05 PM

Tommy 07-10-2007 11:31 PM

Bo: The Epilog Part One…

Bo lay on the bed sweaty and naked. He sighed deeply and looked into Fandral’s eyes. “I don’t want to leave he whispered,” knowing, feeling even at that moment that his body was starting to drift apart. But even as it was doing so he pooled his strength and was able to project his voice to a few people.

To Tara he said “I will miss you like no other. You are wise and kind and everything I wish I could be. You have helped me in ways you probably don’t know.”

To Megaman he said “Be happy. Don’t be lonely.”

He felt himself pulled back. He was once more sitting on a pile of broken glass, but now his wounds were not from the werewolf attack, but rather the injuries sustained from the battle.

“Bo! Bo!” screamed Jimmy shaking his shoulder. Standing behind Jimmy was his sister.

“Yeah?” Bo asked hazily. He was still a little loopy from the trip.

“Are you okay?”

“Hey… Jimbo… how’d I do?”

“You did good. Hey, you good?”

“Yeah. He sucker punched me. I was about to kick his ass.”

“Okay.”

At that point the paramedics arrived and Elle dragged Jimmy off to help her look for he boyfriend. With them gone, Bo shooed the paramedics away. He knew anyone with medical training was going to notice immediately how his wounds were healing. Rather as soon as he was able to wobble on his legs he left the club.

Somewhere along the line he had lost his cell phone. Fortunately he had a little cash on him so he hopped into his car and drove to the nearest pay phone. The number he knew by heart.

“Hello?” came the sickeningly sweet voice of Brooke, his girlfriend. It was strange for him to even fathom he had a girlfriend.

“Hi, its Bo. Where are you? Can we talk?”

Just a few minutes later he was driving up her street. She stood silhouetted in the doorframe. She walked to his car. Only stopping when she noticed the damage to the side.

“What happened?” she asked concerned.

“Nothing. Everything. It’s a long story.” He crawled out of the car. “Can we take a walk?”

For a bit they walked in silence. Then Bo turned to her and said, “We can’t do this.”

“Do what?”

“Be… together. We can’t date anymore.”

“What? Why?” She oddly enough seemed not all that shocked.

“We just can’t okay. But I still want to be friends. And I mean that. If we hung out every day I would like it… but not like romantically.”

“Bo…”

“You should be with Jimmy. He is nice, and sweet, and like the greatest guy I know. And he really cares about you.”

“Well… I have a confession to make. I was going to break up with you.”

“Really? Why?”

“Well, you’re kinda an asshole.”

“Yeah. I get that.”

“So why don’t you like me anymore? I’m not a total jerk.”

“Look, I don’t want to talk about it. You be with Jimmy, it’s a good thing.”

“Don’t you hate Jimmy? Always calling him ‘fag?’”

“That was stupid. And Jimmy is like my best friend now. We went through a lot this past night.”

“I am not letting this rest until I know,” she said firmly, swinging around in front of him with her arms crossed.

“Alright… Alright! I’m… I like guys okay. Like that.”

“You’re gay?”

“I prefer the term ‘homosexy,’” he said with a wink.

“Well that’s… shocking.”

“I…” but what Bo was going to say never came out; instead he fell to his knees. It like a giant invisible hand was wrapped around his heart, pulling it from his chest. And then he knew, what ever strange power had cursed him was gone. He was just your normal (well gay) teen, no longer the werewolf lover of a god.

“Bo? What’s happening?” asked Brooke.

“Nothing…” he said, “Hey look, we are almost to Jimmy’s house.”

Then a big yellow dog came bounding up to the pair.

“I think this is his dog,” Brooke said looking at the collar.

“Why don’t you take this guy home…”

**Chris Lang** · 03-13-2016, 03:09 PM

The Purple Skull 07-11-2007 12:05 AM

Epilogue - Bob: Agent of Hydra & Karl: Engineer Of AIM The Finale!

Bob & Karl were now back in their home universe.

"Bob! We're back! And look! The Rogue Watcher must have given us a little extra time back to accomplish our respective missions!"

"How do you know that dude?"

"We both still have our bombs."

"Oh that makes sense."

"And look...there's bag with a dollar sign on it and a note."

"It's from Loki."

To Bob & Karl.

I made a wager with Father dearest on whether you two would be killed in this game. I lost. Idiots. Please accept this cash reward. It is the money that I will use once I rule Midgard....Loki Loot!

--Loki

"This is so cool! We're rich!"

"Seriously dude! Doesn't anybody get real money anymore?!"

"Well I guess this is it then huh? We blow up Avengers Tower, and go our separate ways...." (Begins to look dejected)

"Listen, Bob. I'll admit...this was an experience I'll never forget. I never want to do it again, but it had its moments. I can't believe I'm saying this but....you wanna hang out afterwards?"

(Eyes light up) "Really? Really?"

"Yes."

"Hail Hydra~!"

Bob is so excited, he gives Karl a big hug.

"Bob wait! The bombs!"

"Oops."

KABOOM!!!

Bob & Karl are then seen flying through the air. (Familiar scene is it not?)

"Well I guess you can say our plans just went 'up in smoke?' Or should I say it ...'blew up in our faces?'"

"Just shut up Bob. Somehow I'm going to get blamed for this."

A familiar figure then flies by beside them.

"Ya know...you two palookas have got ta stop stealin' our schtick."

"I beginning to think Hydra or AIM is sponsored by Pokemon as well. Consider it another shameless plug on our part I guess."

"Holy crap! It's a talking cat!"

SIGH "Just say the line guys...."

Bob, Karl, & Meowth: "LOOKS LIKE WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!!!!"

THE END

OOC: And so ends my time as Bob & Karl. I'm really gonna miss these guys. Great game everybody. It was fun while it lasted. I'll have more post-game thoughts later on....and maybe some extra AIM/Hydra commercials. Haha.

**Chris Lang** · 03-13-2016, 03:11 PM

Donald M. 07-11-2007 12:22 AM

Eilogue: MIDOL, the Mutant Intelligence Designed Only for Loving

Asgard . . .

"Karl?"

Odin: "Why is she still here?"

Madame Xanadu's Shop

Madame Xanadu: "This card . . . oh, I'm sorry. This card means you're going to get cancer."

Lobo: "Frag you lady, I want my money back."

"Karl? Karl, are you here?"

Lobo: "Crap, definitely a brain tumor, I'm seein' things already!"

Mojoworld . . .

"Karl, honey? Where are you?"

Mojo: "What the hell?"

Dwight: "Don't ask."

Limbo . . .

"Godammit Karl, this shit isn't funny!"

Immortus: "Hey baby . . ."

"Don't even think about it, creep!"

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