Originally Posted by
Hawkman
Hawkman notices Ultra-Rogue battling Superwoman in the other room. "Rogue! Though I am preoccupied helping Thor with this harlot, I can still assist you in another way."
Hawkman tosses Ultra-Rogue his Nth-Metal mace! "Use it well! Use it often!"
Ultra-Rogue zipped around the errant thunderbolts, and briefly restrained Thunder God, that kept Superwoman at bay. She snagged the mighty Nth Metal mace by its lanyard. Hawkman, though outclassed, had truly made an opening for both heroes to attack.
"Aww... Wings, an' here ah thought you were manly enough to take two ladies at once without help."
The grinding of leather-on-leather could be heard as Rogue tightened her grip on the mace with both hands. She faced down Superwoman and readied a swing, one leg stepping out and her torso twisting back.
"Sugah, with Thor an' me here, you are up against a real pair'a designated hitters. You may wanna play medieval times, but ah'm takin' you yard--"
She swung with as much Hyper-Strength as she could muster...!
"Batter u--"
BDAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNN!
Hawkman's mace collided with Superwoman's Bracelets of Domination, sending out a shockwave so forceful, it shattered glass and splintered wood! A strike to veritably bring the house down around them, had Thor's Godblast not already helped with that. Both women, at the epicenter, were sent to the ground, blood trickling from their ears.
"U-up." she finished, staggering to her feet and muttering to herself, "Head's... ringin'... Hyper-Hearing really ain't helpin' with a thunderclap... an ah do hate when Logan's right..."
Mace in hand, Rogue charged again. She was finishing this one way or another.
Originally Posted by
The Demon
"It was worth a try, Hummingbird The Demon told her, turning it's body into vapors, then seeping inside The Destroyer to try and take control of the machine. at least that's what he thought The Destroyer to be!
It seemed like there wasn't anything possessing the Destroyer... that it was simply sentient and alive, of it's own will! But how could that be??
Like a burning engine, it heated up to a vibrant orange, attempting to expel The Demon's vapors.
Originally Posted by
Hummingbird
Linda moved at super-speed, to dodge the blasts of the Destroyer. She then moved forward toward Sif, intent on grabbing the crazed Asgardian's arm and spinning her at super-speed to knock the fight at her.
Linda didn't know who these people were or what was going on. All she did know was that they were senselessly standing in the way of their obtaining the items needed to save several realities.
Sif spun like a human top, only stopping by planting her sword into the ground. Her face was a sickly green, as her cheeks puffed. The Destroyer instinctively turned to her, delicately lifting up and holding her hair.
"No-- Troy, damn you, this is battle! When I have need of you in a similar fashion at Amora's sorority carousal in a fortnight, I shall ASK!
She immediately vomited, regardless.
"Huaaagh... Automaton! This one is... urp... too mercurial for me to strike... slow her down!"
Hummingbird looked as the ground around her darkened. She stood in the shadow a 30-foot tall Decepticon.
"I have a name you know."
"SOUNDWAVE!" Sif suddenly roared,
"The belt! Hit her... HIT HER WITH THE BELT!"
"Fine," the robot-not-in-disguise replied, fiddling with a device around his waist,
"You're gonna love this one."
"Let's see how light you are on your feet, when you're a-- GIRL ON THE MOON!"
Sound waves emanated in an arc from Soundwave's waist. Linda suddenly found it hard to maintain traction-- as if the gravity around her had been reduced to lunar proportions. She was one quick-step away from floating in the air. Sif charged at Hummingbird, slashing like a mad butcher.