"But y'see, turns out that I
was one worthy guy. I get all the super godly endowment of my
favorite Uncle, plus a schwifty new whack-a-mole mallet. Whatever,
anyway, dad cursed me and Uncle Jake picks up his
invisible Me-jolly-noir and tries to take out my classy dame o' daritude, Death herself! So we go at it, then fwoosh!
I'm whisked away by a blinding light and stuck at some place called Asgard, which I s'pose sounds a lot like Midgard, which is actually
Earth, which is like one of nine
other places connected to A-Town... which... ah, forget it.
Lemme show ya something cool, kids. (And hey! Don't try this at home!)"